Data Raconteur and Microsoft Data Platform MVP
Joined December 2013
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I inherited a stored procedure today.
The first comment says TODO fix before 2009.
There is a GOTO in it.
This is not a joke. It is a cry for help.
So is my #PASSDataSummit West precon: T-SQL That Doesn't Suck.
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Monday Nov 9th I'm giving a full-day workshop on #microsoftFabric and #AI
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Chat GPT thinks I'd be good at this
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There is no AI for children perhaps because companies do not want to be sued for impairing the cognitive development of children. Here's one of 1000s of studies
mdpi.com/2227-9067/12/5/555
Surely you are aware of the many studies such as this one
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/article…
Studies are showing that the more electronics kids use the larger the drop in IQ is. So sure, have your kids on all the electronics and AI. The kids that don't will be the smart ones in charge.
I remember when I had the chance to grow up and use a real database. So happy to have left access and it's data corruption in the dust. Time to move on and use a real database if you care what you are storing
This is inspiring. I am definitely going to be investigating it. I hope you do a right up somewhere on it as I am interested in how you did this.
I plan on watching the trees next time I am in Australia so that I don't get attacked my the infamous savage drop bears.
If you are doing Tech speaking, this happens if you provide a day of training. If you want to speak for a few hours and get paid, there are very few conferences that offer this. Bigger ones which have multiple locations are the only ones that pay