Courtney Wagner

|| I really got to hand it to social media and the media in general for starting discourse everywhere. First I gotta worry about how I’m gonna wipe my ass and now what I have to say.

||brb. Nap then sleeps be back later. Replies in an hour or two

Now this was her chance to talk to @Shot_Taken. The others have been hogging up his time to kiss his ass but now was her time to shine. “Um, Mr. Jefferson?” she says after class had been dismissed.

Continues fixing her makeup but raises a brow once she’s made eye contact with Victoria. “What?”

“There isn’t a day where there’s no drama here. ... I LOVE IT.”

“Somebody tell me what’s going on.”

The school halls were empty once again. “Shit.”

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

“Mr. Jefferson is, like, so hot. He’s totally a TILF.”

Got that bob haircut lyfe

“So when’s the last time you actually asked me to go out with you guys? Or hang out with only me?”

“I’M GOING SOLO BITCHES. Watch as I become the Beyoncé of this school.”

*pushes Taylor into a closet* “Like I said—“

|| brb I’m hungry

“Oh sure it is. Once Taylor is gone, then that’s when you remember that I’m your friend. Well guess what? I’m sick of it.”

“I’ve always been here, Vic but you always seem to forget about me.”