Christopher retweeted
we know this is probably long overdue. everything you need to know about bouncer, in one article.
Christopher retweeted
$CJ entered the Raid Leaderboard by community raids.
👤 @cj_pumpfun
💬 Tg Group: t.me/cj_pumpfun
⚡️ Points: 99
📈 Marketcap: $60.41K
#community #crypto
Christopher retweeted
Replying to @solana
@solana We're building $SOLBRO, a new meme community on Solana with free games and a daily scratch card. Is there a community showcase we could participate in?
solbro.pages.dev
teapaw.org/realsolbro
CA: 9H8iVVQycrmhMRQTFie6ZrdUgid8iye7Z78pJrn8pump
Christopher retweeted
I spent a week paying for trending and boosts and the chart went nowhere. I stopped for 48 hours and $DACITY went up [live 24h %]. Then I got drunk and sold 25 million tokens into my own coin. I’m the largest holder, I lost money doing it, and I’m putting £5,000 up as an apology. Full story and every receipt below, because you should never have to take a founder’s word for anything.
What happened last night, in order, all times UTC on 5 November.
00:21. My wallet 3XQaSm sold 5,678,044 $DACITY for 478.3 SOL, about $0.0081 a token.
solscan.io/tx/vb6CBrrJfQ4SGG…
00:25. My wallet GpMgbN sold 19,274,724 $DACITY for 1,342.5 SOL, about $0.0067 a token. This is the red candle.
Our pools hold roughly a million dollars of liquidity and I pushed a $130k market order through two of them. The price went from around $0.0099 into the $0.006s in seconds.
solscan.io/tx/3rn3Hf3dLQ2ohp…
00:40. Fifteen minutes later, sober enough to see what I’d done, GpMgbN bought back 9,060,569 for 1,266.9 SOL. The route went through the thinnest pool and I paid about $0.0133 a token, double what I’d sold at.
solscan.io/tx/3sPP9pjZTavZpx…
00:41. 3XQaSm bought back 3,686,795 for 421.8 SOL, about $0.011 a token.
solscan.io/tx/4TMxLg6fmaDdCD…
00:43 to 00:46. My main wallet DoLq added 399,793 across three small buys for 42.6 SOL.
solscan.io/tx/5DJZvsmEgPFcgu…
solscan.io/tx/x1KRhqtNbSup9Y…
06:21 this morning. Two more buys, 148,033 into GpMgbN and 220,993 into 3XQaSm, 35 SOL between them.
solscan.io/tx/2mDNkx9s6WsjPX…
solscan.io/tx/5aGt2YFnxdBJRB…
The totals. I sold 24,952,768 tokens for 1,820.9 SOL and bought back 13,516,183 for 1,766.5 SOL. I ended the night with 54 SOL more and 11.4 million fewer tokens.
Before the first sell my four wallets held 46,621,999. Right now they hold 35,185,414. At today’s price that’s about $100k of tokens gone for roughly $5k of SOL. Nobody got dumped on except me.
The people who bought that candle are the ones who made money.
My wallets, so you can watch them instead of trusting me.
DoLqxdyFYQjJySZuN9xot5vAwqbzt7JDYU5wrWu3hypg
GpMgbN2PmZNDQNAyUGUwC5ttR3JpVUK2bqD3UdWTzc8V
3XQaSmAe7fnCVi7S5PSxaUd1zBBnotpkw4QGk6JT2PWK
5fHyieoGrdikD5VtaEV63xkvnzKgHghBksqGiTeQqizY
Now the part that actually matters for anyone building or buying in this space. Over the previous week I spent close to £45,000 on trending placements and boosts. I have the receipts and I’ll post them if asked. During that week the chart went sideways. For the last 48 hours I bought none of it, and $DACITY is up [35] on nothing but holders and organic volume, even after I did my best to wreck it at midnight. Paid trending is rented attention that leaves the second you stop paying. Holders don’t. I won’t buy another boost and if you’re launching anything, learn from my bill instead of paying your own.
The apology. £5,000, five winners, £1,000 each, paid in SOL or by bank transfer, your choice. Like this post, repost it, follow me. That is the entire entry. No buying, no wallet, no Telegram hoops. Closes Sunday 9pm UK. I’ll draw the five live on a stream and post proof of payment for each one here.
What changes from today: any movement over 100k tokens out of my wallets gets posted here with the transaction link before anyone has to ask, and I don’t trade this coin with a drink in me again. I made the mistake, it’s all above in black and white, and the token held up better than the man running the account.
Christopher retweeted
My mother, after sending me a message saying, "If you don't come, I won't sleep."
Christopher retweeted
$SOLBRO is a brand new #Solana #memecoin thats ready to explode!
Ca: 9H8iVVQycrmhMRQTFie6ZrdUgid8iye7Z78pJrn8pump
Join our tg at - t.me/officialsolbro
#Crypto #SolanaGems
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Christopher retweeted
⭐️The Carl Johnson @cj_pumpfun Entered to #SOL Trending Boost!
•$CJ
F4vEFNoH9H2oLYRabaQQ2Z6jAAi2AhRVdTdVH6Nn2J1q
▫️MC: $31.55K
▫️Holders: 184
▫️V 1H: $2.01K
Christopher retweeted
great tek
This was a market mode simulation that BULX ran yesterday on $SPY, it ran 500 agents simulating trades after that massacre on Thursday, over the next 3 days.
Today, it suggests we will see a +0.36% correction and finish on Tuesday, it seems to be confident in a 1.3% correction upwards.
We will tend to it as time progresses but these are very volatile times.
Christopher retweeted
Mission passed ✅
The first pot has been drawn and paid out. San Andreas round, CJ voters:
🥇 Main winner: 0.49 SOL (EHNh…qZ41)
🌟 10 more winners: 0.03 SOL each
🚀 0.20 SOL kept to buy the next champion
The winners were picked from Solana block 465818367, a hash nobody could know in advance. Every payout and the proof are on-chain:
solscan.io/block/465818367
Next era opens soon. Hold 2M $ALLSTARS and get your vote in 👀
allstarsgta.fun
Christopher retweeted
$CJ is live 👑
Our first champion was just launched on pump.fun by the protocol itself. No team hands, no manual deploy: the clock hit zero, CJ had the most votes, and the system launched him.
That's the full loop working end to end:
✅ Holders voted
✅ Winner auto-launched on pump.fun, paired with $ALLSTARS
✅ Pot drawn on-chain and paid out to CJ voters
Every trade on $CJ is a $ALLSTARS buy too, and his creator fees come back as $ALLSTARS.
CA: 6VmFUzMF6B958RxMi4DzNtchgrkGPQtu1NgDgkGQgGXb
Next era opens soon 👀
allstarsgta.fun
Christopher retweeted
Vice City is officially live 🌴
Round 2 is open. Tommy, Lance, Ken or Ricardo: you have 24 hours to pick who takes the crown.
Hold 2M $ALLSTARS, sign with your wallet (no gas), and back your character. Most votes at zero gets launched on pump.fun, and everyone who backed the winner is in the draw for the pot.
CJ already did it. Who’s next? 👀
allstarsgta.fun
Christopher retweeted
CJ won the votes and is now live and paired with ALLSTARS. Each buy of ALLSTARS raises the MC for CJ and holders of CJ are rewarded in ALLSTARS. Endless flywheel. Vice City character voting is next and now live on the website
6VmFUzMF6B958RxMi4DzNtchgrkGPQtu1NgDgkGQgGXb
Christopher retweeted
Me, at my own wedding, watching my new wife post an Instagram status that says: “Well, you get to see me married to another man, since you took too long to pop the question. At the end of the day, you don’t end up with the person you always wanted you end up with whoever you happen to end up with.”























