⠀"𝘐𝘮 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇"

got paid and i dont even have a baddie to take on a date

oh... he didnt expect that.. "honestly... i uh, assumed you didnt much care for us born down here.."

he HATES letting people see him with his hair all soft and floppy- nobody look at him till hes gel'd up

im going to chew holes in all of vox's left socks

shit.. hes never 'courted' a royal before.. a charismatic grin spread across his features as he took the others hand and brought it to his mouth "chaz, but you can call me whatever you want your highness~" "and id love to go over more details with you~"

why are they like that though?? like.. please tell me us hellborns are more tolerable?

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy notice all the y's? hes flirting

... looking left and right, hushed voice are all overlords such... dicks?

oh wait... shit hes one of /those/ bird guys- okay the body bag makes more sense.. but personally he thinks hed look better draped in silk sheets than a bin bag- if ya catch his drift

people that want him in a body bag?... but he seems so... charming

...... as much as he wants to goss he might end up in a body bag if he does

not to brag but he can make a bitchin coffee

dont even get my started bab- sorry force of habit

fuck my exs were less drama queens than this prick

"I'm backkkkk~ did you guys miss my totally sexy face?"

Leaving this on @VPadOverlord's desk

"they cant keep my name out their mouths"