Devin Shelly

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This is one of @jon_bois’s NBA Y2K classes of 30 overalls

Got to be tough to be a dating-app CEO. Can't admit that the entire business is simply tweaking how much you can wring out of of the 5% most desperate of your users without making it completely pay to win and driving off the other 95%, and so you have to write fanfic like this

I remember having multiple binder pages devoted to this guy despite the fact that he sucked and his last full season in the bigs was when I was two. 1987 packs must have been on sale for years

Jon, I think you riled people up with this tweet. Maybe try using a calming background image next time, something like this.

This is poetry teapaw.org/david_j_roth/status/21…

@smartfootball I've heard the phrase 'Eli is playing like Ellie!' far, far too often

Approximately 8 million times better than Cutthroat Kitchen, so it's got that going for it, which is nice

@TheFoodLab Thanks. Too many Christmas Eves of overcooked beef, have to take it over and do it right this year.

@TheFoodLab (2/2) to get the crispy skin, then keep them in the 225 oven, or pull the roast, do the potatoes at 425 for an hour, then sear?

@TheFoodLab (1/2) Doing baked potatoes and tenderloin, only have one oven. What's the best way to time them? Cook/parcook the potatoes first

Hey @FoodNetwork, you should at least give even odds to the contestants on Kitchen Inferno if you don't want me thinking it's obv rigged