I love PHP. Did someone say coffee? Fullstack Witch @beyondcode, working on Laravel Herd, Polyscope and more magic • she/her @dianawebdev.bsky.social

Bavaria, home of the 🥨
Joined August 2017
PHP CVE patch tip: Forge's Ubuntu PPAs don't have the fix yet. My newest Forge server (26.04) uses packages.sury.org and patched with a plain apt upgrade. I pointed my 22.04 and 24.04 servers at packages.sury.org too and they're now on 8.2.35 and 8.4.27 🎉
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PHP isn’t the most sexy language, I give you that. Where I live in Belgium, government, school, hospital, help line, media, news, and what not websites are down. It’s not because we don’t often hear about it that it isn’t big. Usually, PHP simply does the job. Nothing sexy, nothing worth shouting about. Only on these rare occasions do you get a feeling of the true impact of the language.
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Now we wait... 🍵 (Or point our servers temporary to sury packages.)
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HUUUUUUUUGE kudos to the PHP core team and @ThePHPF! Let's get to patching! and RIP to anyone not paying attention to day i guess
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PHP 8.4.27 released - 89 fixes in 30 components, including security fixes (CVE-2026-109618, CVE-2026-109619). Changelog + downloads: php-net.pro/news/php-8-4-27-…
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PHP sites behind Cloudflare already have an initial set of WAF rules deployed for the known exploit vectors in these vulnerabilities. The rules are available to all customers, including free. We are seeing early attacks emerging and are updating mitigations as new vectors show up. This is a STOPGAP only. Patch as soon as @ThePHPF releases the update at 14:00 UTC today.
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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Ok /dev/null is "down" because of patching and I already feel like something is missing TAKE THAT, STUPID X
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🚨 If you use PHP, get ready to update your PHP version (8.0+) tomorrow at 14:00 UTC for a critical PHP security release! php.net/archive/2026.php
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Say hello to @laravel Herd 2.0 - the local Laravel dev environment 🎙️ Herd Studio ⚡️ artisan dev / vite detection ☁️ Laravel Cloud Integration 🕵️‍♀️ Insights MCP server 💻 git worktree & copy-on-write workspace support 🧑‍⚕️ Isolated databases 💅 Refined and polished UI ...and more!
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Let's talk a little more about Margaret Hamilton because she deserves it In 1961, Margaret Hamilton was tackling massive systems, having previously wrangled room-sized computers that blared like a foghorn whenever they crashed. Her fix wasn’t just to patch the bug. Everytime there was a crash, she took a Polaroid of the programmer who wrote it, and a note on the mistake. That way, if it ever happened again, they wouldn't be starting from scratch. They could note patterns and the last person who triaged that failure could help. This is a critical aspect of what she gave us. She didn’t stop at fixing errors. She studied their patterns so she could see them coming. She called them “the enemy,” and she meant it. Initially, when she was working on failure modes, higher-ups were errors wouldn't happen she actually named her program “Forget It.” But failures did happen. And her mindset, and discipline sent men to the Moon. Her Apollo software was built to expect the unexpected, and on Apollo 11 it recognized an overload mid-landing and kept the critical tasks running. Every postmortem, every bug tracker, every “let’s make sure this never happens again” carries a little of her in it. Thank you, and rest in peace, Margaret Hamilton 🚀
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Soon. 👀
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Also a little sneak peek of Herd 2.0 here 👀
PHP 8.6.0RC3 is now available within Herd 🫡
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no agent in the middle, btw. just a huge lang file containing years of thoughts I had while (not so) silently judging everyone else's coffee habits love & peace & ground beans 🤎
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PHP 8.6.0RC3 is now available within Herd 🫡
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Replying to @thdxr
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Who else is going to @LaraconAU? 🙋‍♀️ I'm hosting a @LarabellesPHP breakfast the morning of Day 1 👇
Are you going to @LaraconAU and are a woman or non-binary? Come to the @LarabellesPHP 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗳𝗮𝘀𝘁 on 5 Nov. Skip the line, get your badge and head into Day 1 with new friends. 𝘙𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘈𝘜 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘣.
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Even with all the advancements in AI, and everyone being able to “ship” faster, I still think you can always tell the difference between something that’s been rushed and something that’s had real time, thought and craft put into it.
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