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Ohhhh shit!!! What a lineup!!! Tickets are moving fast
thestandnyc.com/shows/show/1…
Ok grok on that shit again, he’s in the comments saying this is a bandicoot.
Dear @grok, is this video showing Indian police holding an unusual rat that's as big as a bull real or AI generated?
If it is real, please share the details.
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i think Dame saying Hov better not call him for the SuperBowl is really the funniest thing to me. I’ve been laughing for days
Typically the country using blackmail to dog walk you into history’s dumbest war doesn’t end up making you their leader, but I guess he’s always full of surprises.
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
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I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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Some people are saying it’s the best special I’ve ever done
youtu.be/FEnEutR31B4
@columtyrrell great special!
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Me when Knicks fans bring up the playoff series from last year (when the Sixers had a very different roster)
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I did Matt and Shane to promote my special. If someone could leave a YouTube comment telling people about my new special that would be very kind.
I’m banned ya see. Thanks
This like Eddie Murphy where once they’ve done every depraved thing they can straight they try gay stuff? He mentions some guy’s ass and how great it is every night and now this blowjob gesture… remember in the Epstein files when they mention the picture of him “blowing bubba?”
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Welcome to Twitter where Michael Jordan isn't the goat, Martin TV show was not funny, Jay-Z is and has always been an irrelevant rapper and Eddie Murphy was never funny.




























