Satire tweets based on the posts of Sarah Dines MP, Derbyshire Dales. https://teapaw.org/t.co/62cT2XdcDN
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Thank you Miss Rowling for supporting the Tories. @jk_rowling knows we are the party that stand up for women’s rights. Three women Prime Ministers and an end to chauvinistic male jobs in mining and industry.
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Sarah Dines Visits retweeted
A number of us senior Tories would like Boris back in charge.
Why?
Scandals like the recent #GambleGate would NEVER happen under him.
He is honest
He’s a young dad
He died for us (nearly)
He can get in a fridge
He saved all our lives
He won the Olympics
Hmmm
That’s it
Okay?
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Hurray for @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP and their plan to ditch their £28b green investment plan. The attacks by dishy @RishiSunak have been as razor-sharp as his suit. Rather than defend the policy they are handing votes to Greens and the motley @LibDems.
Hi @NadineDorries did you see who’s investiture into the Lord’s it is today?
Come on @Keir_Starmer, that lefty @SadiqKhan wants to stop us having wood burning stoves in our London mansions now. There's no smoke without fire. We know which side of the culture wars you are on so step up to the frontline on the right side. #AirPollution
Good to see @Keir_Starmer supporting @Conservatives campaign to prevent clean air traffic and climate change tackling policies and hitting back against @SadiqKhan #London #ULEZ. Who wants to tackle #AirPollution & the #ClimateEmergency? Lets celebrate that Starmer doesn't.
Good to see @the_tpa fighting those woosy woke public authorities who have found a four day week improves productivity and wellbeing. Get them all down that Cumbrian coal mine on 60 hour weeks for such nonsense. Who wants a better society after all.
Good to see @RobertJenrick demonstrating true @Conservatives values and care for the young. I am sure he was not bullied as a child and does not feel the need to pick on others younger and less fortunate. Nor is he a spiteful knob.
Congratulations to Tim Davie for giving his unswerving support to his bosses on our side of the benches and enhancing the reputation of @BBCSport. He knows which side is the RIGHT side. Another great @BorisJohnson legacy appointment! #IStandWithGary
Sarah Dines Visits retweeted
You delivered a crashed economy, a trashed currency, downgraded credit status, international embarrassment, millions suffering higher mortgage payments, pensions devalued. What a record in 45 days. Shame on you.
Sarah Dines Visits retweeted
So you want a leader who
- lied to the Queen
- lied to Parliament
- had no discipline
- secretly met with Russians
- is being investigated
- is likely to be suspended
Great to see you think of the country and not just your dubious ideology
Sarah Dines Visits retweeted
Many years from now, when it's time to replay some of the Queen’s funeral, maybe on the death of a future monarch, viewers will see an unknown woman in black read from the Bible in Westminster Abbey & ask ‘Wasn’t she that politician beaten by a lettuce?’ #LizTrussPM #lettuceWins