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#NewProfilePic #oldprofilepic 🤷🏼‍♂️

Wonder if my wife will mind that I signed up for the diamond package 😬

WTF is this creepy hand all up in my business while I’m trying to write a post 🤨

A healthy diet summed up in one meme 💯

Hey @grok how do you unload a cannon 🤔

Not paying that much for a massage 🫨

Our office pet passed on the other day. Service was today. RIP little Ricky

Ladies, please explain what you put in these pockets Otherwise I’ll have to ask @grok

In 1985 a 27” Sony was $1,500 Today a 32” Sony is $300 That’s the Trump economy at work

Hey @packers Changing the color of your jersey doesn’t change the facts 🤷🏼‍♂️

If you see this and join the space, I’ll make sweet love to your ears.

Dang bro, we got Tony Hawking ‘26 before GTA 6 😭

Raise your hand if you are not worried about sexually transmitted diarrhea 🙋🏼‍♂️ Oh @grok Are there really people out there putting Taco Bell in their butt holes? I don’t understand how else you could come down with this.

Hey @grok When it comes to hurricane advice, scale of 1-100, how good is this advice? Tell me how you determined your ranking.

Hurricane Isaias is here. Here’s a little advice from your former President

Is “Outer Space” a horizontal journey?

People: Wow! You’ve been playing music for almost 4 decades. You must be amazing!🤩 Me: 👇🏻