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Joined May 2011
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My life will be 10x better in 2027
There is power in the tongue.
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love romcoms so much bc you get to abandon all common sense and live in delusion for almost 2 hrs and that’s quite freeing
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November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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A journalist reported on corruption and it is the journalist that is currently remanded.
I just came out of Kuje Prison where I visited my colleague @Mazi_OJD, who is currently remanded in the prison over @fijnigeria’s reports. Daniel was his usual ebullient self, full of smiles, unruffled and even cracking jokes. I do worry for him, though, knowing his long-running battle with asthma. I understand that the Inspector General of Police deemed me “at large” and asked for a bench warrant to arrest me and bring me to court. That won’t be necessary; I’m coming to court. As of this moment, I have not yet been served any criminal charge or proof of evidence, either personally or by other substituted means. However, after being briefed by @fijnigeria’s lawyers on Tuesday’s court proceedings, I have decided to appear before the Federal High Court, Abuja, on December 1, 2026 for my arraignment as the second defendant in the case. The law requires the IGP to ensure personal service of the Criminal Charge and Proof of Evidence on me; this has not been done but I will appear in court as a show of respect for the court. A truthteller has nothing to fear or any reason to run. With me on the visit to Daniel were @thefunkeadeoye, founder of Hope Behind Bars Africa, and @busola_ajibola, deputy director, journalism, at CJID. We thank everyone who has lent their voice to #FreeDanielOjukwu. The quest to protect the freedom of the press requires relentless courage in the face of fire; none of us must give up!
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It’s the fact that she was acting without actually seeing anything.
Lisa Kudrow absolutely crushed this scene
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Just turn the sound on for like five seconds
please stop what you’re doing and watch this shit
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I am fuckin screamin do you hear me?!!!!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Did the two people have anything in common ?
Just interviewed a rape survivor who was raped 13 times in the space of five hours. She had nearly 50 injuries and fled from her flat naked. Still two people on the jury couldn’t decide if he was guilty or not.
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What a fucking nightmare
For anyone who hasn't heard about this yet: ICE showed up at the front door of Dr. Ann Lawani in Lodi, California, while she was still in her pajamas, shackled her at the wrists, waist, and ankles, and shipped her all the way to a detention center in Louisiana. She’s a frontline nurse who worked through the worst of COVID, directs the master's nursing program at the University of San Francisco (overseeing 230+ nursing students), and takes care of her 83-year-old dad. When her family and lawyer tried to find out where she was taken, ICE’s online locator came back with "0 results." It turns out ICE quietly changed its policy the day before her arrest to stop listing thousands of detainees in the public database, so her family had no idea where she was for days while she was bounced from Stockton to Bakersfield to El Paso to Louisiana. DHS put out a statement claiming she had a 2013 removal order, but they conveniently left out that on the *exact same day* in 2013, an immigration judge granted her Withholding of Removal blocking her deportation to Nigeria because she faced persecution there. She has zero criminal record, has checked in with ICE for 13 years, and has a valid federal work permit through 2029. Because they legally can't send her to Nigeria, Rep. Josh Harder says ICE has been trying to quietly deport her to an undisclosed third country behind her lawyer's back. Full write-up and breakdown of what happened here: eyesonice.net/p/covid-hero-d… Support independent coverage & frontline updates: ko-fi.com/eyesonice
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You live a normal life without a printer in your home but one day every 2 and a half years you need a printer
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What I’m going through? If I was in the Bible I would’ve torn my garments
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Chandra Wilson Has Played a Surgeon for 20 Years… But Can She Pass Medical School? #GreysAnatomy #ABC #Hulu #TVDoctors
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Life is long . You will change your mind on some of your strongest opinions.
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Little blessings, like being in the comfort of your home while you purge, and not on the expressway in traffic.
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Neither do I
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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True definition of fuck around and find out..Bro gave him like a dozen chances to just walk away. Can't lie... my guy hit him with a clean left 🫡💪
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this video was when I knew she was gonna do it. they let her be funny
LA’s new Mayor Nithya Raman is a Harvard and MIT-educated public planner—and it shows ✨
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🤣😂🤣😂 When the camera went from the dad to the son. I busted out laughing. 😂🤣😂 THAT LOOK OF TERROR! 😂 You're lucky your dad put pads on ya kid. 😂🤣😂
This father taught his son to not bully people & especially women. Instead his 13 yr old son who's 5'10 & 160 pounds bullied a kid half his size & a little girl! So he taught him a tough lesson! These are the moments that if unchecked can turn boys into abusive men! Bravo!👇
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He that is in me , wetin dey supp? Until I craze ?
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someone beating cancer will forever bring a smile to my face
The marathon continues🏁🎀 FUCK CANCERRRR
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