Wilhelmina Frost has condemned YouTube’s decision to ban Mari Mari from livestreaming for being underage. “This is an attack on working children everywhere.”

Mari Mari has been banned from livestreaming on YouTube after the platform determined that she is under the age of 16. YouTube says she may resume livestreaming if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. H2oSakana has volunteered. (Source: Phase Connect CPS)

The Phase Shop’s TLS certificate has been revoked after its private key was discovered to be the number 4. Phase Connect says the key has since been changed to 5. (Source: Phase World News Network)

The iconic Luminid footage has been confirmed to be a hoax after authorities discovered a Luminid costume while raiding Gloomi’s home as part of an unrelated criminal investigation. (Source: Phase World News Network)

Sinon Sinfonia has been deported from South Korea after losing 3–1 to Sakana in StarCraft II. (Source: Korea Immigration Service)

Runie Ruse is standing trial before a Vatican tribunal on charges of heresy and commanding demons. (Source: Holy See Press Office)

Komachi Panko has been cast as Wolverine in the MCU, with Marvel reportedly seeking a more comic-accurate height. Source: Marvel Studios

H2oSakana will reprise his role as King Zora in the upcoming ‘The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’ remake. Source: Nintendo

A newly declassified image from the 1947 Roswell incident has been released by the U.S. government. Source: National Archives

Zohran Mamdani announces plans to replace every Starbucks location in New York City with a city-owned Phase Coffee shop.

Hikanari Hina has graduated from Phase Connect. Her status as a beloved VTuber has been extended indefinitely. Source: @PhaseConnect

Dizzy Dokuro reminds men to regularly check their balls for signs of testicular cancer. Source: YUY (YouTube)

Teen Idol Sensation Lia asks people to stop signing her up for femboy dating services using her Phase Connect work email. Source: Lia Ch.【Phase Connect】

PHASE SHOP - UPDATE 2.69 PATCH NOTES • Added MariMari_EN’s fentanyl to the shop. • Increased estimated shipping times across all regions. • Fixed an issue causing some orders to arrive on time. • Various stability improvements.

Ember Amane and Chisaka Airi have sparked reconciliation rumors after being spotted together at a bar during Airi’s birthday celebrations. Sources say Ember finally responded to her DMs.

Jelly Hoshiumi’s ‘RAISE-A-WISH’ has received a perfect 10/10 from IGN. “It sets a new standard for daughter-raising simulators.”

INTERPOL has issued a Red Notice for Ember Amane after she failed to appear in Phase World court for a lawsuit filed by Chisaka Airi over weeks of unanswered DMs. Source: interpol.int

Kannagi Loki has been found guilty on 29 counts of tax evasion after claiming all Super Chat revenue as tax-exempt religious donations. Her attorneys unsuccessfully argued that gods are exempt from taxation. (Source: Phase World Revenue Service)

Select batches of Phase Coffee beans have been recalled after traces of the rabies virus were detected in the beans. (Source: a Phase Connect talent speaking on condition of anonymity)

Child labor laws have officially been repealed in the Kingdom of Ostellia. Source: The Willage Daily