Hatate Himekaidou finally arrives to the scene

An interview with Sukuna Shinmyoumaru has revealed that Seija Kijin is a "performative amanojaku." She commented that Seija "does not feel the polar opposite of all human emotion, and instead just acts like she does to seem cool." Source: @Warburtons

A twelve year study into the Gap Youkai, Yukari Yakumo, has concluded that her previous identity was oh my god look at that little yuyuko, she's so bouncy! Look at her go oh my gosh ohhh that's adorable that's so sweet Bounce: @Source

Remilia Scarlet's socks have reportedly shrunk in the washing machine. When asked about the fact one of her socks now has a hole in it because of her trying to put it on anyway, Remilia refused to comment. This may impact Sakuya Izayoi's career. Source: @CultureCrave

Aya Shameimaru is dead. I don't know what to do with myself. Source: @ItsRightFuckingThere

After playing Sonic and The Secret Rings, Ichirin Kumoi has begun to control multiple nyuudou at once by holding a lot of rings at the same time. "I've got seven rings in hand." She commented. Source: @sonicdrivein

Tsukasa Kudamaki has reportedly decided to have are Sans the Skeleton once did. Her comment on the situation: "I didn't know that perforating barnacle was so is because solar potentially has have are once they're there their." Sourch: @TheGalumphs

Patchouli Knowledge is hot because she has contracted Magician's Flu. She is getting hot flushes, and has been rendered even less able to leave the library. Sakuya Izayoi has decided that the quickest remedy is a one-day blinding stew, and has prepared one for her. Source: @hi

Okina Matara has made contact with a spinning steel ball, which caused her to jolt up from her wheelchair upon contact. She has decided to cross all of Gensokyo on horseback to gain the ability to walk using said spinning steel balls. Source: @Ferrari

Keiki I love you you are why I report.

Studies into Half-Phantom DNA have concluded that Youmu Konpaku was not "Half-Insane" during the Imperishable Night Incident. Youmu is fully immune to Reisen "Udongein" Inaba's powers - she acted the way she did because she's stupid. Source: @MyTenguAss

Achoo! Source: @MyNose

When asked in an interview about the true name of the Hakurei God, Rinnosuke Morichika did not disclose it. Instead, he claimed to know Obama's last name. He did not disclose this either. Source: @DiscussingTengu

Sources claim that Flandre Scarlet has converted to pescetarianism after destroying all of the human produce in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Wakasagihime has been declared missing. Source: @KFC_ES

In a sudden and unprecedented development, Rika has been replaced with Rika. She is having trouble operating Evil Eye Σ. Source: @Dexerto

Son Biten has collected 4 of the 7 orange occult balls. Sources suggest that she plans to use all 7 to make the Kiketsu Family the leading power of the Animal Realm. Source: @Me