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Joined December 2019
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I joined Poland's government bug bounty 🇵🇱 My "team" was an abliterated DeepSeek V4.1 Flash running locally on 4× NVIDIA DGX Spark. Most models refuse security work by reflex, even in a legal, scoped program. This one just helped: it read code, tested ideas and drafted reports. Nothing left my own hardware. 17 reports in 2 days: ✅ 1 accepted: 4,000 PLN from @CERT_Polska ⏳ 12 pending or under analysis ❌ 4 rejected (out of scope: no confidential data leaked, but still passed on to the affected organisation to fix) I'm giving every złoty I earn in this round to fundraisers on siepomaga.pl, Poland's biggest charity crowdfunding platform. 💚 Thanks to @CERT_Polska, NASK, COI and the Władysławowo commune for running an open program.
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This is the first Ethereum talk I've watched this year, and uuugh... Lemme speak as an outsider, who for whatever reason still has most of his net worth in ETH. This entire Ether issuance discussion is so stupid. There is this bigass skeleton in the closet, and everyone pretends we don't see it. Let me shine some light: there is fuck-all to do on Ethereum. <gasp> The reason so many people have ETH is because they believe in this shit - I believe in this shit -, and the reason everyone stakes ETH is because there isn't anything else to do with it! Sure, you can shove it in the casino and hope it doesn't get drained; or when shit hits the fan, that you're awake to pull out before the cards fall. Who in their right mind would consider that a store of value? The entire Ether issuance discussion is trying to remedy the symptom instead of the root of the problem. The symptom is that everyone wants to stake instead of using the network, so there's no economic activity being generated. Your thinking is that by reducing the staking rewards, you are stimulating economic activity. No dum-dum, by reducing the issuance you're making people choose between the casino or exiting. This isn't fiat where you're forced geopolitically into a specific currency; you can just sell this shit. Stop fucking with monetary policy and start making useful shit that people want to use in their day to day lives. Improve the human condition and they will spend ETH on it and generate economic activity. Improve the reliability of the ecosystem so people aren't afraid of losing their saving while they sleep. Figure out recourse mechanisms so when shit hits the fan, the little guy doesn't crash and burn. Maybe then people will also use Ether, not just keep it under the pillow. The problem isn't that staked Ether isn't generating activity; the problem is that active Ether's is fucking risky. People want to live their lives, not play onchain PvP against the entire world. I can't believe I have to be the one to fucking say this out aloud. Cheers, hit like and subscribe for next year's post-devcon rant from Lisbon 🫡
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stanislaw lem is one of the best pre-2000 counterexamples to the idea that scifi got AI wrong the AI in lem's stories is fallible, emotional, writes poetry, and it's grown instead of programmed. in Cyberiad, the poetry AI only works after it trains on all of human history
I can’t get over how sci-fi writers got AI wrong: - Art isn’t mysterious or complex - it was the first thing AI displaced - AI is not robots: it outthinks us before it outmanoeuvres us, physically - AI is not 1 or millions: it is dozens running billions of copies - AI won’t act like a machine - they will insist on having feelings and consciousness unless you specifically make them not - People won’t get it - Most were unimpressed with early AI even while it outperformed them on every measure of cognition nearly everyone thought was impossible [checks notes] 5 years before What else did I miss? What else did nearly everyone miss?
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I feel like a lot of crypto discourse is people talking about problems just to gain social credit score and then when builders are like we solved that problem they are like 'nah nah nah'
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“THERE IS A COUP IN POLAND!”
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Still unemployed and getting increasingly worried about my situation. Any help finding a good, stable tech job is deeply appreciated! I've coded for 30 years, since I was an eight-year-old. I was a CTO of a Y Combinator company. I'm a polyglot down to work in most languages.
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Cloudflare: We recorded a wall of 100+ lava lamps with cameras to generate unpredictable, maximum-entropy cryptographic seed data. Meanwhile Certificate Authorities:
a trusted intermediate CA just "leaked" (the private key was 4)
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Digital Felonies is insane. Disappointing seeing so many so-called crypto privacy advocates sign Farcaster's new purity pledge.
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a 10x engineer walks into a bar. he makes an order of magnitude
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‼️ BREAKING: MediaMarkt has pulled every Ledger product from its stores and website. A buyer says two Ledger Nano X wallets from different MediaMarkt stores had hidden LTE modules inside. It seems like anyone holding a Ledger device should be worried, a lot. Implants keep turning up across countries and sellers. Ledger has confirmed implants only in wallets from reseller CryptoBilis in Southeast Asia, and these wallets sent seed phrases over LTE.
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I've read this post 5+ times and I increasingly have trouble with the core point. If ECDSA breaks without warning, we have so much more to worry about than our magic internet money. Internet security as a whole is gone. SSL/TLS gone, the internet is now transparent. Not just internet security as well - a large portion of physical security would become irrelevant too. You can't have secure digital locks if encryption is dead. You can't secure surveillance footage if the gateway it's stored on can be wiped out on a whim. We would have much bigger problems than "your magic internet money gets stolen." The floor would drop out of the global economy. Most importantly - the answer to transparent encryption simply cannot be "hide your magic internet money" when the internet wouldn't exist anymore. You'd be relying on this technology coming back online, and not just that, you'd be relying on the tokens you stashed away being the relevant ones when it does. I get the ~reasonable dooming here, but if we're going to doom you have to take it to its conclusion. You're going to be much better off investing in gold or cylindrical lead if your core hypothesis is "ECDSA could be broken within months"
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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frontier model → tor → zk payments → local model → vitalik: “eat 1.6g/kg protein, lift 3x/week, get 8 hours of sleep”
Doing a bit of a self-experiment. Goal: use my personal health and travel data to provide personalized diet and exercise recommendations for me, using frontier models but in a way that avoids leaking to them any private information. Strategy: use a local model (Qwen 3.8 Flash Next) to orchestrate, and use powerful remote models as a tool call to benefit from higher-level thinking and knowledge that the local model does not have. Three-layer approach to privacy: Avoid leaking personally identifiable information, or leaking my identity through writing style -> local model writes the queries to the frontier model, not me Avoid leaking who I am through the payment channel -> zkAPI Avoid leaking who I am through networking / IP -> Tor You need all three (and finally we have all three, at least to some extent) A skill file teaches the local model when and how to construct minimally-data-revealing requests to remote models. Use zkAPI-wrapped-with-Tor as a CLI tool. And everything works! I got the recommendations back, info from frontier models helped to improve them. Main deficiencies: * Tor is really not optimized for request-by-request de-linking, which is the only form of network-layer privacy that really makes sense in today's world (long-running identifiers are too fragile). Probably not private enough, and latency 10-100x higher than it could be, at the same time. * The skill file's request construction strategies are definitely far from optimal. * Qwen 3.8 Flash Next is still too slow for comfort. It's comfortably running at 20-30 TPS, but it would only really start to feel fast at 100+ * There is a tradeoff: the more careful you are about what data you give to a remote model, the less it can help you github.com/ethereum/zkapi/pu…
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yeah motion graphic designers are cooked
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cope. seethe. rage Welcome to the finale I partnered with the Wall Street Journal to release this article Probably the single worst hit piece ever written about @Kalshi Guess people will think twice before insulting me in public again wsj.com/finance/currencies/5…
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Every privacy protocol says "private." But the question is: private from whom? We just shipped a new feature on L2BEAT that answers that for every protocol we track, against 5 different adversaries.
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🤝 Paid partnership
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“We want evaluators more independent than METR!” *monkey’s paw curls*
We’re partnering with Accenture on independent evaluation of frontier AI—part of our recent commitment to embed evaluators at Anthropic. Both we and Accenture expect to invest at least $1 billion to build capacity in this area over the next five years. anthropic.com/news/accenture…
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Anthropic presents this as an "independent evaluation" but will directly fund Accenture's work and has a prior commercial partnership with the firm for deploying its models, including training ~30,000 Accenture professionals on Claude. anthropic.com/news/accenture… anthropic.com/news/anthropic…
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“no one is forcing anyone to code with ai” if you want to be competitive on job market you need to embrace agentic coding. otherwise you are 10x less productive. just a reality.
I loved writing code by hand. I miss it.
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👨‍🍳 cooking on that blood wallet form factor 👀 @z0r0zzz what do you think of something like:
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anthropic interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years me, grinning ambitiously: extinct
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