
As is, As unique... I am me, Who are you? #TheWriter
Dallas, TX ...
Joined April 2009
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A man once said.. sex with a ghost feels like hot air gripping your dic. I’m still trying to process that 😳😶🌫️.
Don’t forget to rotate that mattress every few months! KNOW it’s getting that lil dip from all that use. 😎
Why do you mistake someone being nice to you as someone wanting to be in a relationship with you?
Are you that traumatized?
The playa rule is twice, but I’m ok with one time and never speaking to you again!
#MissionCompleted
What it mean if you get pulled over and two more 👮♀️ cars pull up? let me know if i need to go head and pull off 🚗 💨
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This girl on TikTok said: Y’all so me and my man broke up a week ago. He blocked my number and blocked me on all his social media. So I told one of my friends he don’t know to follow his page and keep tabs on him for me. My friend tells me he in Orlando and he posted a video where you could see a girl hand in it. So I’m like this ngga got me fcked up… 6 hours ain’t nothing. I drove from Atlanta to Orlando. Then my friend tells me they at Ice Bar. So I pull up on him and he in the parking lot with the ho. I go check him and he getting real flip at the mouth talm bout “Shanlavell we done.” So I ran up on the ho. I ain’t even gon lie on this internet… that ho tore me up so bad y’all I ain’t get not one lick in 😭 Now I’m driving 6 hours back home with two blk eyes and no ngga. Most embarrassing road trip of my life.








