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Joined December 2012
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Last Night's FaceTime Date
*Phone rings* I pick up. And grab Kleenex.
Him: "Heeey!"
Me: "Hey. (Dabs face with said Kleenex.) Sorry, I've been crying."
Him: "Oh nooo. (Then) 'Modern Family' or 'Schitt's Creek'?"
Damn, he's good. (It was "Schitt's Creek.")
#loveinthetimeofcorona
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I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! myfavoriteweekend.com
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Really wish @AnimalKingdom would get the Emmy love it deserves, especially a nom for @ShawnHatosy
COULD WATCH THIS ALLLLLL DAY teapaw.org/bentolmachoff/status/8…
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Most people look forward to April because of warmer weather and Easter. I'm looking forward to it because of @BetterCallSaul and @FargoFX.
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Batman-era @MichaelKeaton IS present-day @iansomerhalder IN THE EYES. I just discovered this. And now it's literally all I can see. Ever.
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Andréa Vasilo retweeted
SOMEWHERE OVER THE 🌈 Tune in tonight on NBC. SHIT..GETS..CRAY!! @adriaarjonaa @NBCEmeraldCity
Just came across a plastic fork in a bathroom stall. Apparently I'm not the only one who's losing it. #pilotseason
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Andréa Vasilo retweeted
When the guy who picked his ex over you randomly texts you as if everything's normal.
Thanks, @BevMo, for reminding me that it's my half-birthday. 'Cause 31.5 is so much better than 31. (Actually, I could use your services.)
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