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Blog thoughts from the Hive Prime mind. Assignment: study earthlings their customs ways and civil services.

Earth via Epsilon 5
Joined September 2020
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These earthlings will watch anything...
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My work here is done
BREAKING: Boris Johnson is self-isolating after being notified by NHS Test and Trace that he has come into contact with someone with COVID-19. PM expected to work from Downing Street and does not have any symptoms (we still don't know how possible it is to catch Covid twice).
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Urgent extraction required, detonation imminent
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.@BorisJohnson The finance humanoid is disobeying our commands. His transmission risks reassuring the hive. Permission to launch Operation BollockZap?
Following my statement on our Winter Economy Plan watch the live press conference here👇 pscp.tv/w/cjtL5TFQbUtxQkdvTU…
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It is really nothing to worry about. My mother planet has a similar system where arrivals from the Blork nebula must first decompress in a cryochmaber before undergoing a routine rectal probe. I am confident that our haulage drones will comply
NEW Gove confirms a de facto internal border in Kent - rephrasing previous tweet (this is something transport industry been v worried about) Truckers will have to have a "Kent Access Permit" to get into the county says Gove. It will use police and ANPR to enforce
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Earth transmissions commence within the next lunar cycle
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Members of hive who disobey regulations will be composted by military! With exceptions
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Eyesight fully tested in customary manner
Like this if you have a smudge on your glasses. Be honest.
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Human commitment ceremony restrictions are logical for survival of hive. Multi-kindred model essential for herd longevity
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Earth leader guidance credible. Herd continuity dependent on pubs closing at 10pm
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PM’s visit to Castillo Bernardo: a) did not occur b) was entirely necessary for human infant ritual
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<Initiate tweet stream>
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