@DomJJS

Host of Spieling The Beans podcast, Brighton Fringe Award Nominated Stand-Up & Theatre Director, Producer, Comedy Writer, Actor, Simon Amstell’s Stunt Double

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Joined October 2012
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paul mccartney’s first draft:
Bun@bunrxmJul 18
JUDE YOU GORGEOUS BASTARD
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my worst and most incorrect odyssey take is that the hades track immediately reminded me of the cisco hold music and i’m half-convinced it was evil artistic genius because what sounds more like hell than that
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Just saw The Odyssey, I loved it but was really surprised it featured so many Minions. Not saying it’s bad or inaccurate. I’m aware of its oral history, so there’s no way to know Homer didn’t include Minions. But it was like 98% Minions. Didn’t even mention Odysseus.
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an incredible actor and so funny. rip sam
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Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat
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That’s blocking, baby
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Doctor Who and Balamory can't coexist it would seem
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Jumping over a shark sounds like an interesting premise for an episode of television
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Dom retweeted
Grace@graceyldnJun 5
The fans with the free tickets
Sky News
@SkyNewsJun 4
FIFA 'regrets' free World Cup tickets and demands fans pay up news.sky.com/story/fifa-regr…

FIFA 'regrets' free World Cup tickets and demands fans pay up

Fans who received free tickets because of a website glitch have been told by FIFA to pay up within seven days or lose their seats.

news.sky.com
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My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:
Screenshot of a Wired paywall that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

ALT Screenshot of a Wired paywall that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJun 1
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese. (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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Daily Mail
@DailyMailMay 23
Starmer's ex-chief of staff Sue Gray joins team Burnham as key adviser - as Tories prepare for snap election trib.al/gQJPjxs

Look who's back! Starmer's ex-chief of staff joins team Burnham

Sue Gray, ousted from No 10 in the early months of Sir Keir's premiership, is understood to be helping the Manchester Mayor to sketch out the 'configuration' of a Burnham Downing Street.

dailymail.com
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finding out the artemis ii astronauts talked with poets and studied poetry so they knew how to properly convey what they were seeing in words and saying that the arts played a huge role in their time in space. oh my god
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Imagine something scary. Ok now stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why i made you think that
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george 🦭🦭 martin
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just received a phone call from the beginning
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In the pyrite community we refer to gold as "fool's pyrite"
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Dom retweeted
Cole@bluesfuryMay 13
You think it’s not going to happen, and then it does
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