Domba :)

“Press X” I’d never press him, he’s gone through too much…

I voted Talarico because I’m a single issue voter for clowns in sperm clinics, and I vaguely recall a dream I had where Paxton said he wouldn’t do that

I think I like the idea of considering yourself a virgin prostitute, but w so much of like self accepting femininity, it infatalizes yourself to a cringe point

I don’t think I’ve been in a room where I wasn’t too 3 fattest guys

How tf you unemployed and unvaccinated, pick one

I get sad when trees have self harm scars

For someone who’s life is as fortunate as mine I complain a lot

God put undiscovered gold in my blood which means I can’t kill myself

I don’t wanna do anything I just wanna go insane in my room

I guess this is a more gracious version of it, even tho I’ve seen a One Of The Guys typa girl be very happy and also racist/bigoted, so they’re not all like this image, but I’ve met one before

I’m like if Rodney dangerfield, but if his dad was a COO

Some edgy weirdo will make an offensive unfunny joke, but instead of pointing out how it’s unfunny people will say like how much of a loser or insecure the poster is, I think he knows. I think you’re just talking to yourself at that point, say something interesting

My new thing is whenever I’m talking about an obviously bad guy I go “listen, love him or hate him; he does the shit no one else does. He goes and does what no one else will”

Where did life go, by doctor nowhere is the perfect YouTube video, it’s all that I’ve wished I could make

Why am I seeing 9 like tweets from white supremecist 60 year old dads from Texas