Broke. Lonely. Unreasonably wise Living by a pond. Judging everyone Terrible life choices. Excellent life advice. Follow me. I'm always right 🐸
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Good morning frens. 🐸
6:00 AM.
I’d planned a lovely lie-in.
The council, however, had booked a live heavy metal performance directly outside my bedroom.
Featuring:
One bin lorry.
Forty-seven metal bins.
And a percussion section apparently trained by the Royal Artillery.
No tickets. No refunds. No fucking sleep.
Anyone else living next to the municipal orchestra? 🐸
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My Halloween cooking experiment, while following the receipt showed quite a lot in common to the crypto investment advices I had received lately.
Woke up. Unfamiliar ceiling. Strange furniture. Absolutely no idea what country I’m in.
For eleven terrifying seconds, I assumed I’d been abducted.
Then I remembered I was sleeping at a mate’s house.
Lovely. Mystery solved.
Now begins the much more dangerous mission of finding the toilet without waking anyone up or accidentally opening a wardrobe.
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TRICK OR TREAT?
I chose trick.
Apparently, this was a rhetorical question.
Now there’s a six-year-old skeleton on my doorstep looking at me like I’ve personally ruined Halloween.
If you don’t want me to choose, DON’T GIVE ME OPTIONS.
Happy fucking Halloween. 🐸🎃
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I just wanna do what I am best at: creating funny shit. Started my Brek project. Enjoy! #BrekTheFrog #BreksWisdom #GrumpyFrog #Funny #Relatable
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Brek retweeted
OMG THIS GUY LAUNCHEF BEZOGE EARTH 6 YEARS AGO IT WENT TO 1.6B
HE LOST 40M USD AND NOW ONBOARDED HIM AND LAUNCHING BEZOGE EARTH ON PUMPFUN VIA FEES TO HIM!
Probably My Biggest onboard yet..
Paying DEX 25k.
His ig:
instagram.com/reel/Dc3Smb6tK…
Day 31 of posting every day until I make my $40m back.
Yesterday, I posted a video explaining why I believe Vlad scammed me out of thousands of dollars.
The video was performing well. Then it was removed following a copyright complaint from him that I believe was false.
Since then, I’ve been threatened with a defamation claim. One of his team members also threatened to report me to the embassy with a completely false allegation that I’m selling drugs.
It looks like an attempt to scare me into silence.
It won’t work.
Other people have now contacted me claiming they’ve had similar experiences with him. I’m investigating everything, but I won’t publish anything until I can verify it properly.
I’ll keep documenting what happened, preserving the evidence and pursuing it through the proper channels.
Please share this so more people know what’s happening.
Do not threaten or harass anyone. Just help me keep the facts public.
Brek retweeted
THIS DOG MEME IS GOING GIGA VIRAL ON TIKTOK WITH OVER 20M VIEWS
its a singing dog meme knows as "Perito" as in retarded dog its intentionally missedpelled
tons of memes in the comments
legit dumb dumb viral
17.5M VIEWS tiktok.com/@gobblinnuggets/v…
4.5M VIEWS tiktok.com/@i_got_da_purifie…
Brek retweeted
This is going to make Headlines worldwide.
In iran they hired a "Trump" Lookalike to stay in a box 24 hours so people can make fun of "Trump"
The entire point is to get trump mad + He will 100% POST on truth socials about it.
instagram.com/p/DewWu6Pg8SW/
SEARCH: instagram.com/explore/search…
Brek retweeted
This owner of "micromania" is becoming a SYMBOL of standing up.
He has gotten over 100M views in the last 24 hours just for standing up for whats right.
He defended himself against the looters and is becoming a sensation.
search: teapaw.org/search?q=micromania&sr…
teapaw.org/LeCoinDesS/status/2111…
teapaw.org/LBleuBlancRouge/status…
J’ai tellement de la peine et de la rage devant ces images terrifiantes du gérant d’un magasin Micromania à Nice complètement désemparé par le pillage de son magasin..🙄
#17Octobre
Brek retweeted
J’ai tellement de la peine et de la rage devant ces images terrifiantes du gérant d’un magasin Micromania à Nice complètement désemparé par le pillage de son magasin..🙄
#17Octobre
Brek retweeted
Некий испанский фермер начал надевать на домашних кур мини жилеты со светоотражающими полосками. Зимой темнеет рано, а благодаря экипировке птиц легче найти. Но это напугало одну из местных. Увидев светящиеся силуэты, женщина приняла их за "бродящих гномов" и вызвала полицию.
Brek retweeted
Trump's official Government Agency got a dog??
Named "Bentley" how tf have we not run this!?!?
teapaw.org/CBP/status/21114597749…
