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Replying to @Donevan_38
@Donevan_38 is always my go to text for when I'm uncomfortable. – at Cincinnati, OH
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"Does anyone know why these two should not be wed?"
ME: *yelling from back* HER VOLCANO DIDN'T ERUPT AT THE 7TH GRADE SCIENCE FAIR
cheers on 16 years clean of the amniotic fluid, @KimmyJohnson9. Stay strong. 🎉
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Instead of yelling boo this Halloween, yell something scarier like 'commitment!' or 'college tuition!'
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[at the mall]
Me: I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement?
Security: what's his name?
Me: ...
Security: sir?
Me: shut up I'm thinking





