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Cleaning My Room
Joined December 2024
The “assassination attempt” in Butler, Pennsylvania, was fake, gay, and staged. None of it was real; it was an orchestrated scam to ensure that Israel got Trump into the White House to start a war with Iran.
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I told my manager at work that I think Hitler is cool. He didn’t say anything, he just smiled. We are everywhere.
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We will rebuild Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest just the way it was, brick for brick.
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NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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I’ve lost almost fifty pounds since February. I’m back to repping 225 on the bench and haven’t been in this good of shape since I played football in college. So I wanted to take a moment to thank all of my frens here for inspiring and motivating me to become a better man. It’s crazy to think back to where I was just four or five years ago. I was a fat, Trump voting, plan trusting goon. You guys helped me change my life. And no matter what happens or where things go, I’m in this with you until the fuckin’ end.
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Special Officer Doofy retweeted
“Some men just want to watch the world burn”
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Poolon Musk
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“Some men just want to watch the world burn”
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Special Officer Doofy retweeted
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“One of the greatest people and senators I have ever known”
BREAKING: Three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex. One of them was reportedly 17 at the time. Below is our full documentary on their stories:
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Special Officer Doofy retweeted
Hey everyone! The break is over. I've returned. Help me find my frens
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He's more American than you, you piece of dingy white trash.
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Nothing here but another racist dumocrat.
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When I legally open carry my Colt .44 it makes me feel like I have two cocks, but I’ll never admit which one is bigger.
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Some faggot coworker called me a “right wing extremist” today in the break room. I didn’t argue with them, I just said thank you.
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Our ancestors did not build the greatest civilization on earth for Somalians, Arabs, Africans or Indians. They did it for their offspring, they did it for you. And only you have the power to save it.
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We are witnessing the collapse of Western civilization before our eyes while Trump is preoccupied fighting wars for Israel in the Middle East. Think about how fucking retarded that is.
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This is what the barbarians just burned down in France.
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