Chicken Little

Cooper Cronk: “all three halves involved” in the try. Fuck me

Fucking Kotoni Staggs

Let’s hope the commentators learn to say Sa-mower rather than Saaaahhhhh-mooooorrrrr

Commercial tv today: Women’s cricket Women’s basketball Women’s AFL Fuck me.

Bring back @AlanKohler. ABC news is shit without the big guy.

#rugbyleague #nrl Andrew Voss about to explode from his penis over the Tonga Saaaamoa game. Fuck me, hysterical much? @AndrewVossy

#savaus Woke fuckwit Cummins smiling at the post-match press conference. What’s to smile at, dick brain?

We want @alankohler back!

The flogs at @ABC breakfast are prattling on about women reconsidering taking jobs in public office because they fear for their lives. Fuck me - it’s all about females. What would the reaction have been if Nugent had run over a bloke? You people are a fucking joke.

Why are we still waiting for someone to solve the stalemate in the Strait of Hummus when @realDonaldTrump owns Venezuela? Just start pumping out oil from there, Trumpy. Do it baby!

#jordansteelejohn imagine if this was Tony Abbott

Jack Bostock. Another Dragons junior not playing for the Dragons 😩

Jesus @KristyMcBain has porked up!

I understand Jo Silvagni had to start an Only Fans page after being dumped by @chemistwhouse Anyone have the link? *just jokes, sorry*

#ABC #playschool I came across this flicking channels yesterday. This is Play School in 2026

#AFLGF is it wharfie time yet? 😂😂

#aflgrandfinal massive choke

#AFLGF I’ll pay $100,000 for someone to sh**t James Bradshaw. I might even walk to Melbourne and do it myself. What an outrageously annoying cunt

#albomp @AlboMP Did you see the fuckwit holding hands with Macron like a good gay boy?