Lane Johnson retiring triggers a massive accelerated dead cap hit on 2026 and 2027 for the Philadelphia Eagles. I explained at length, through several posts, some sloppier than others that this is going to be domino after domino. No one listened. It's about to be BAD.

"I can go without heroin for 7 years, because the heroin from 2 years ago was so good" It's just not how the human mind works lol. Eagles fans will need serious psychiatric help.

The crappy players run this team. They have zero coaching. It's a bunch of lazy and entitled guys on massive void contracts. Howie Roseman is an idiot.

Complete the NFC Least. @usesummrs

Eagles fans: "We're tanking". No, y'all genuinely suck. You can put zero effort into tanking, we're all just watching nature take its course.

The Eagles might have the least depth, and the least talent on offense, in the entire NFL. Like they legitimately need to trade for Herbert and a receiver, but they can't afford it.

The Eagles are a joke franchise. Owner inducts himself into the ring of fame. First round pick getting ragdolled. DeJean is getting bent. Stowers is on IR in a jersey. McKee throws meatballs. Saquon is running with flat tires. Fans aren't even there to boo. Sad af.

"instantly mutes TV"

If you found yourself here today, realize the following: The NFL is desperately trying to pump international ratings. This comes at a time when the broadcasters are strapped for cash, and want to renegotiate with the NFL after 2030. The NFL wants 16+ international games per year. The NFL wants an international franchise. This is all part of broadening the brand of the shield. After Colts vs Commanders, there was pressure on Philadelphia to play Hurts. Despite the medical ramifications, they did. They endangered his life. Period. Digest all of that.

There's been a lot of sax reveals for outstanding, but none of them can truly compare. #Eagles vs #Cowboys

One could argue, I have set the new standard for how Eagles PR can rebound from this.

Ok. Bryce Young is trash confirmed.

Hurts is going to waive his NTC and go to Arizona.

They're monsters.

If you think this roster is the best of the decade, you're a fucking moron. Hurts (half and half QB) Barkley (Camry with 373,934 miles) Smith (Built like a twig but a solid #2) Goedert (Old, never elite) Johnson (retired, HoF) Mailata (Very good, not a leader) Dickerson (Talent collapse) Carter (Sometimes plays great) Davis (1 dimensional) Ojomo (yeah...) Graham (Solid player) Smith (Just no) Baun (Quality, not elite) Mitchell (Potentially Elite) Dejean (Early ceiling, liability)

The Philadelphia Eagles have 36 players rostered for 2027 (including Lane Johnson). They have 36m in cap space (horrendous for their void behavior) They have 44m in dead cap. (Not including Lane, and whoever else gets traded). Howie is pinched. Badly.

Another $23,500,000 in dead cap for Philadelphia. Howie's only option is to blow this entire team up, eat the dead cap for 2 years, and pray to God his team can finally learn to draft again. Odds are not in his favor. Expect him to retreat to NIL management within 24 months.

Sirianni is probably worth a 6-inch meatball sub