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1900 - In France, the National Assembly passed a law reducing the workday for women and children to 11 hours. The good old days when people weren't afraid of work. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
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1940 - The Japanese set up a puppet government called Manchuko in Nanking, China. I am sure people under the age of 6 enjoyed the puppets. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1867 - The British Parliament passed the North America Act to create the Dominion of Canada. Huge mistake. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1974 - A streaker ran onto the set of "The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson." Dick flopping everywhere! blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1836 - The first Mormon temple was dedicated in Kirtland, OH.
Hashtag fuck like a mormon. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
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1938 - Hermann Goering warned all Jews to leave Austria. The asshole wasn't joking around. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1990 - A fire in Happy Land, an illegal New York City social club, killed 87 people. Unfortunate name. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
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1837 - Canada gave blacks the right to vote. They voted to ban themselves from ever having to vote again. Smart people. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1998 - Russian President Boris Yeltsin fired his Cabinet. He also put his buffet hutch on probation. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1992 - A Fokker F-28 veered off a runway at New York's LaGuardia airport and into Flushing Bay, killing 27 people. 27 people got Fokked. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
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1994 - Dudley Moore was arrested for hitting his girlfriend. He punched her in the knee. You know, cause he was a midget. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1792 - In Paris, the Legislative Assembly approved the use of the guillotine. Those were the days. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1931 - The state of Nevada legalized gambling. Whores were not legal for another 40 years. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1990 - The first free elections took place in East Germany. They all thought they still had to vote for Hitler. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1969 - Golda Meir was sworn in as the fourth premier of Israel. For some reason I thought she designed shoes. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
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1993 - In France, ostrich meat was officially declared fit for human consumption. Yeah but were ostriches allowed to eat humans? Exactly! blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1964 - In Montreal, Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor were married. I was there, the meal sucked. blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
1979 - Near Peking, China, at least 200 people died when a Trident aircraft crashed into a factory. Somebody forgot to yell DUCK! blanketfortlife.com/horoscop…
