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Alfie

@DownFrontArtist

There is no show without business.

 New York. Paris. Hollywood.
Joined January 2010
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I will never give up on good.
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We're worried our neighbor only put one hole in the Pumpkin.
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My Gardener wore a MAGA hat for Halloween.
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My kid is going to be a Pirate for Halloween. I asked where are your Buccaneers. He said under my Buckin Hat ! 🎃
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I don't call the shots I just drink them.
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When Trump starts the Civil War i hope it's not rigged.
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I'm voting for Trump because he says he's on the ballot 😂
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I've had every side effect of every medication on T.V.
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People that are nice are the reason we can't have friends.
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Crazy people are the smartest people I've met!
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Who can remember Caddyshack 😂
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Money can't buy class but it can buy friends.
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Being nice today is known as a sign of weakness or that you want something.
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Telling people how you're doing is known as Over sharing.
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I appreciate you is the new Thank You!
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My therapist gave me my money back again.
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Don't worry love will find a way!
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If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all.😂
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