Into: Full-contact lawn darts, The Purge event staff, amateur time travel, not calling your mom the next morning.
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I don't support Trump, but I will never denigrate his supporters. If you're a Trump supporter, "denigrate," means "to put down."
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Host: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: In the '70s I was too young to get go to South America for the Jonestown massacre, so this is as close as I'll get. There's nothing like seeing a cult up close.
Host: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
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The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements.
"A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party.Β We are better than this. We have a responsibility to show it. Today we endorse Democrat Amy Acton for governor." cleveland.com/open/2026/10/wβ¦
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@bransennn Perfect lip sync as usual π
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Can we just have one fucking day that isnβt more stupid than the day before?
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Unearthed texts reveal Trump's Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle asked a donor to pay off her $100,000 credit card debt in exchange for favors.
Guilfoyle repeatedly begged the donor to stop putting her request in writing.
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πΊπΈ THE WAIT IS OVER.
The FIA World Rally Championship is coming to the United States. π
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August 26β29, 2027
The worldβs best rally drivers. Four days of competition. One unforgettable American rally.
The countdown starts now.
#WRC #WRC2027 #WRCUSA #Rally
@OfficialWRC
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Only in America will kids be denied a free school lunch, then handed a Bible story about Jesus feeding the hungry. #Hypocrisy
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Two large coronal holes are currently Earth-facing and soon to be geoeffective. September 15-16th we'll be connected magnetically to them via their high-speed streams of solar wind. High-magnitude 7.0+ earthquakes often follow.
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Heβs trollingβ is the MAGA escape hatch every time Trump says something too fucking stupid, crazy, or both, to defend on the merits. What exactly is the βtrollβ here? Whatβs the joke? What did I βfall forβ? I accurately described what he posted and said it was insane, which it is
