A satirical reimagining of House M.D., where the world’s most brilliant and insufferable diagnostician now works in an enterprise I.T. department.
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🧵 The Dr House in I.T. Case File Archive
Every written edition released so far, organized in one thread.
A full set of investigations into complex technology failures — complete with sharp analysis and sarcastic RCAs.
The full index begins below.
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Dr. House in I.T.
Episode 2: "The Cache of the Problem."
(just for fun)
Episode 2: “The Cache of the Problem”:
Dr. House in I.T. limps into a holiday pre-launch meltdown bleeding millions per minute.
House grins: “DNS poisoning.? Logs say no.
Everybody lies. Caches lie harder.
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Dr. House in I.T.
Episode 1: "The Cart Before The Crash."
(just for fun)
Episode 1: "The Cart Before the Crash"
Dr. House is dragged from his nap to save the company's crashing site on Cyber Monday eve.
His team hunts the killer: “It’s always DNS… until it’s not.”
Everybody lies. Servers die.
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Episode 15: “The Keycard Conundrum”
Dr. House in I.T. is annoyed when a new hire’s screen screams “Access Denied.” His VP blames network, firewalls, and Congress.
House: “Permissions don’t care about geography”
Everybody lies. Checkboxes lie quietest.
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Episode 14: “The Silence Between Packets”
Dr. House in I.T. suffers the unthinkable: a perfect network. Zero tickets, zero latency, every machine happy.
House stares in disbelief: “Where’s the chaos?”
Smooth networks lie. Chaos tells the truth.
medium.com/@drhouseinit/epis…
Episode 15: “The Keycard Conundrum”
Dr. House in I.T. is annoyed when a new hire’s screen screams “Access Denied.” His VP blames network, firewalls, and Congress.
House: “Permissions don’t care about geography”
Everybody lies. Checkboxes lie quietest.
medium.com/@drhouseinit/epis…
Dr. House In I.T. retweeted
Episode 14: “The Silence Between Packets”
Dr. House in I.T. suffers the unthinkable: a perfect network. Zero tickets, zero latency, every machine happy.
House stares in disbelief: “Where’s the chaos?”
Smooth networks lie. Chaos tells the truth.
medium.com/@drhouseinit/epis…