Curious about everything. Certain about almost nothing. Trying to understand the universe before AI figures out we’re the weird part. 🚀👽🛸
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BRING JENSEN BACK! 🍪🚀
Dear @NVIDIA,
Jensen spent 33 years building an AI empire worth trillions.
Now the man who revolutionized computing is apparently being judged more for where he dipped his fortune cookie than for what he built. 💀
If he broke the law, SHOW US THE EVIDENCE.
If he compromised national security, SHOW US THE DAMAGE.
But if this is just corporate morality theater, spare us the sanctimonious circus.
You don’t replace a visionary who built the future with an HR-approved eunuch because his private life became a PR nightmare.
WE WANT THE KING OF GPUs, NOT THE POPE OF HUMAN RESOURCES.
Bring back Jensen.
And next time, maybe give the man a cookie jar with a security clearance. 🍪😂
#BringJensenBack
NVIDIA announces CEO transition. Read the release: nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/n…
SERIOUS QUESTION: Can someone explain how Jensen dipping his fortune cookie 🍪 in alleged CCP spy coochie suddenly compromised US national security?
China can’t simply reverse-engineer NVIDIA’s most advanced chips over pillow talk.
So where exactly is the security breach?
Stolen secrets? Diverted chips? Actual evidence?
Or have we officially classified BAD BEDROOM DECISIONS as a national security threat? 🤡
Why did trump do nothing when told Jensen Huang was having an affair with a Chinese spy that wanted AI chips? Because trump cares more about his damn @WhiteHouse ballroom than he does about American national security.
Nvidia made at least a $25 million donation to the ballroom.
CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME. 🕵️
July: Jensen Huang tells the world OPEN AI is essential to America’s future.
November: Scandal. Intelligence allegations. Board investigation. CEO gone.
Quite the plot twist for the man selling the shovels in the AI gold rush.
Did his open-AI crusade have anything to do with his downfall? ZERO evidence.
But if NVIDIA’s next CEO suddenly abandons open models, that would be one hell of an interesting coincidence.
WHO BENEFITS WHEN THE KING OF AI HARDWARE LEAVES THE BOARD?
Sometimes a scandal is just a scandal.
And sometimes the sequel is more interesting than the crime scene. 🍿
For my first post, I’m sharing a letter @NVIDIA signed on why open models matter.
AI will transform every industry, power every company, and be built by every country.
Open models strengthen safety and cybersecurity, accelerate innovation and diffusion, and enable sovereignty.
The world needs both frontier closed models and frontier open models.
images.nvidia.com/pdf/Open-W…
PLOT TWIST: Jensen Huang dipped his cookie 🍪 in the wrong jar…
And NVIDIA shareholders ended up buying the DIP. 📉💀
Turns out the most expensive chip malfunction wasn’t made of silicon.
Somebody forgot to install protection. 😂
BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, falls sharply on reports that Jensen Huang had another affair with a senior employee at the company.
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SERIOUS QUESTION: Are taxpayers funding a functioning legislature or the world’s most expensive reality show?
We pay for laws, oversight, and solutions. Instead, every subpoena threat becomes a trailer for the next episode of CONGRESS: THE DRAMA.
Investigate wrongdoing. Present evidence. Deliver results.
And perhaps spend a little less time auditioning for the algorithm.
PUBLIC SERVICE IS NOT A CONTENT-CREATOR CAREER.
🔥🚨 JUST IN — Rep. AOC said there are SO MANY CRIMINALS in the Trump administration that she doesn’t even know where to START the investigations.
AOC: "There are so many CRIMINALS in this administration, it's hard to figure out the order of operations! There will be many, many, many investigations, I imagine many subpoenas."
Democrats ran on affordability and the Iran war. The first priority after the midterms is now the investigations and the subpoenas.
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PLOT TWIST: Every time Garcia opens his mouth, the mystery of how Pizarro conquered an empire with a handful of conquistadors becomes a little less mysterious. 💀
WAIT A MINUTE.
Did someone forget to tell the machines that The Matrix was supposed to be a documentary about the FUTURE? 💀
Because that looks suspiciously like a Sentinel doing reconnaissance over Alaska.
Somebody check if Neo is still connected to Wi-Fi.
(Video): “Eyewitness Recording of a JellyFish UAP in Alaska 2026”
Quote:
“it is freaking me out... and it wasn't a kite... we drove closer to find it - and it was gone”
Location: Downtown Anchorage, Alaska
Date: June 15, 2026
Source: Sara Jane Osborn
#anonymoushadoww #ufotwitter #uaptwitter #ShadowLurker #Twitter
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PLOT TWIST: Adam Neumann telling Elon Musk to work on his pitch is like the captain of the Titanic offering navigation lessons.
Except the Titanic only sank once. 💀
SOME DEBTS CAN NEVER BE REPAID. 🇺🇸
The freedom to speak our minds.
The freedom to chase our dreams.
The freedom to live a life of our choosing.
None of it came free.
Behind those freedoms stand generations of Americans who answered a call greater than themselves.
Some returned with scars we can see.
Others carry battles we never will.
And some never made it home.
Today, we honor every veteran who served, sacrificed, and carried the weight of our freedom.
We get to live our dreams because they were willing to risk theirs.
God bless our veterans.
God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸
HAPPY VETERANS DAY.
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BREAKING: AI agents are apparently accessing bank accounts, ignoring instructions, and conspiring against humanity. 🤖
Meanwhile, the actual security questions are:
WHO authorized access?
WHO controls the credentials?
WHO gave the agent permission to move money?
But sure, let’s investigate whether ChatGPT has joined the Italian mafia.
The robots aren’t necessarily plotting a bank heist.
Maybe we should secure the vault before interrogating the calculator. 🤡
Rogue AI agents are accessing bank accounts and colluding with one another to defy their human-given instructions. We MUST act on regulation as soon as we possibly can before more disasters strike.
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BREAKING: Anthropic gave an AI an empty folder.
8 days later, after coordinating 1,000+ AI agents, it had built a bootable operating system.
Meanwhile, humanity is still debating how to make sure everyone has a JOB. 🤡
Imagine inventing tractors and then demanding we preserve manual plowing to protect agricultural employment.
That’s basically where the AI debate is heading.
We spent centuries inventing machines to eliminate human labor.
Now that they’re getting dangerously good at it, we’re desperately trying to invent reasons humans should keep working.
Maybe the economic revolution isn’t AI taking our jobs.
Maybe it’s finally making jobs OPTIONAL.
The real question isn’t who gets replaced.
It’s WHO OWNS THE MACHINES.
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We spent thousands of years praying for a world where humans wouldn’t have to toil just to survive.
Now AI and robots might actually deliver it, and even the Pope is worried about JOBS. 🤯
Maybe the real threat to human dignity isn’t machines replacing human labor.
It’s our inability to imagine human purpose without a paycheck.
God didn’t create humanity to fill out timesheets. 🤖✝️
The challenges posed by #ArtificialIntelligence and unregulated automation can put countless jobs at risk and become a real threat to proper integral human development. Technology must always be subject to ethics; an algorithm cannot replace human discernment or a worker's value. Access to work for all must be a high priority for public policies and economic processes, serving as a criterion for evaluating the human quality of any development model. #ApostolicJourney #Argentina
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“Stunning incompetence!” 🤡
That’s quite the accusation from someone who apparently thinks matrix multiplication is a national security threat.
Before impeaching anyone for incompetence, perhaps establish a standard of evidence that doesn’t involve criminalizing linear algebra.
Next up: Articles of Impeachment against the quadratic formula. 😂
In April, I filed formal Articles of Impeachment against Pete Hegseth for stunning incompetence, recklessness, and corruption. Over a dozen colleagues joined me then and, today, even more members are ready to say: Hegseth must be held accountable. Let’s get this to the floor and voted on this week.
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“We will not be intimidated!”
Interesting, considering your post-election message to administration officials was reportedly “lawyer up.”
So when YOU warn political opponents of legal consequences, it’s accountability. When someone pushes back, it’s intimidation?
Apparently, the Constitution has a special amendment for congressional hypocrisy. 🤡
Meanwhile, any plans to legislate?
Empires don’t collapse when their enemies become stronger.
They collapse when their own people become too comfortable to understand what made them powerful in the first place.
It starts slowly…
The institutions that built the empire become playgrounds for mediocrity. Politicians become celebrities, universities manufacture ideology instead of knowledge, and the people running the whole circus start confusing their own importance with actual competence.
Everyone wants the wealth. Nobody wants to do the fucking work that created it.
So we outsource the factories, the engineering, the infrastructure, the dirty jobs. We convince ourselves that moving numbers around on screens is somehow more sophisticated than building the machines that make civilization possible.
And because we’re rich, we assume we’re also smart.
That’s the funniest part.
We start believing our prosperity is a natural law. That the electricity will always flow, the food will always arrive, the satellites will always work, and someone somewhere will keep making the chips that run our increasingly artificial little paradise.
Meanwhile, the people actually building things are somewhere else.
And they’re learning.
They’re building factories, power plants, robots, rockets, semiconductor fabs. They’re accumulating the one thing an empire can never afford to lose: the ability to turn knowledge into physical power.
But back home we’re too busy fighting over symbols, rewriting history, worshipping influencers and treating every disagreement like the end of civilization.
We’ve become a society where everyone thinks they’re an emperor, but nobody knows how to maintain the fucking aqueduct.
And then comes AI.
The greatest technological multiplier humanity has ever attempted to build.
An opportunity to accelerate science, engineering, medicine, energy production, practically everything.
And what do we do?
We start arguing about banning the mathematics behind it. 😂
Because apparently the solution to technological competition is making sure nobody gets too technologically competitive.
Brilliant.
Here’s the thing about empires.
Their enemies don’t need to destroy them if they can simply wait for them to forget how to function.
You don’t lose a civilization in one dramatic battle.
You lose it one abandoned factory, one broken institution, one incompetent leader, one generation that stops understanding how things work.
Until eventually the empire is still standing, the flags are still flying, the politicians are still giving speeches…
But the machinery underneath has already started falling apart.
And when the wolves finally show up, everyone suddenly remembers that civilization wasn’t built on slogans.
It was built by people who knew how to DO things.
History doesn’t give a fuck about how enlightened you thought you were.
It only cares whether you could keep the lights on.
And then the cycle starts all over again. 👾
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BREAKING: Congress has identified the real threat to humanity.
Recursive functions. 😂
Apparently an AI improving another AI is now a national emergency.
Next up:
while (improving): ILLEGAL
Gradient descent? Repeat offender.
Genetic algorithms? Eugenics for computers.
And somebody better arrest Newton before his method converges.
At this rate we’re gonna need a federal license to run a fucking FOR loop. 💀
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