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The Book of Mormon is a 1000 year history of Holy War and Genocide on the American continent. Two closely-related ethnic groups identified by religion, race and politics feuded with one another; one motivated by a desire for freedom, the other by historical ethnic grievances.
Is that why that song from Kirby Air Ride sounds like that
This is what my ancestors were fighting for.
Hey @grok
During the Civil War, did Ulysses S. Grant want to expel the jews from Kentucky, Tennessee and Mississippi?
Confucius says: When White Man goes on date with Chinese Woman they have trouble seeing Eye-to-Eye.
Just got back from a date with a Chinese girl.
I started explaining to her that the reason I’m a staunch MAGA Republican regarding my foreign policy positions towards China is because of the innate temperament of the Han Chinese.
Every 50 years during Monsoon season, the Yanghztee River would flood and completely decimate civilization. As a result, those who sought to preserve and build civilization kept dying, and thus not producing a posterity with that temperament. Those who were left were builders of civilization that didn’t seek to create anything that fosters partnership, cooperation, and long term growth. That’s why China has such a tumultuous history with their emperors.
So yeah I explained that to her. Am I getting a second date?
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I am thankful that social media allows me to provide you with encouragement, direction, and a reminder of eternal truths.
Please remember this: whatever difficulties you may be experiencing, Jesus Christ is the way to joy and peace.
People who subscribe to the doctrine of the gospel of Jesus Christ find that it makes their lives happier, more significant, and more resistant to the difficulties we all experience.
You have a Heavenly Father who has provided a plan for you. Trust in Him. With His help, you can find peace despite the trials and obstacles of mortality.
With love,
President Oaks
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When Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage, Charlie stood up for him.
After Charlie was murdered in an act of political violence himself, Chappelle is joking about it.
They said he’s a Brand New Nigge
Russell Brand is left 'cowering in fear' in his cell as hundreds of prisoners chant: 'There's a Brand new n***e on the wing!' trib.al/7r6DiMR
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There’s a reason Dave’s Hot Chicken sends you that survey right after you order and not 8 hours later
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I did acid with a guy in college 200 times and then he ghosted our entire friend group and joined ICE
A white supremacist took MDMA in a university experiment by accident.
That same night, he emailed ANTIFA.
Brendan, the leader of the Midwest faction of Identity Evropa, told them:
"𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦."
Since that night, he:
- went to therapy
- began meditating
- quit his old organization
- Hired a diversity and inclusion coach
And has read dozens of books challenging his previous beliefs.
A man who was filled with hate,
learned that every person deserves love.
Now that's some beautiful medicine.
Hearing horror stories. Woman cheated on her husband while he was deployed until he killed himself. Then she collected a payout and brought her co-adulterer to his memorial. I dont know what a fitting punishment is for that but its gotta be some medieval Tom & Jerry typesh.
They need to fire the dj at the pool hall, this nigga had like 2 minutes of silence followed by Crazy Frog - Axel F
