D+ Improv

"It's a secret recipe you'll never know... but I can teach it to you if you want" -Audrey

"This is phase 3 out of 4 of bedtime" - Richard

“There’s nothing wrong with working out your breasts” - Louis

“At least I made her get me a drink even though I’m underage, engaged, and rich” - Evan

“I’m not gonna lie I read her diary” - Teo

“This is how we made you, on this very treadmill” - Adam

“This is a workshop on how to be a sub” - Louis

“I’m gonna take this quarter and slide it between the cheeks of your ass” - Maria

“It’s a good thing we’ll have to eat him together. He’s got lots of cake on him” - Adam

“We have to honor his legacy. Let’s butt chug this bitch” - Louis

“I think the frisking has gone too far. This is public television” - Shane

“This is how you grow rice” - Louis

“The cinderblocks kept coming down. I couldn’t say yes or no. I couldn’t stop them” - Claire

“Get your hot dogs, fresh off the dog” - Adam

“It’s spelling out something! Die bitch?” - Emily

“This isn’t the first time I put my body in a Tupperware” - Maria

“It’s not cool to be apathetic but go off” - Emily

“I have some special soft spots on my head” - Adam

“I come here just wanting a perm, and you say no?” - Evan

“Sometimes you gotta show the rats who’s boss and put them in your mouth a little bit” - Josie