Full-stack developer, WordPress Core Committer, Inventory/Order Fulfillment Geek, Halloween & Christmas lights fanatic(@LightsOn14th), & pilot.
Starke, FL
Joined December 2016
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David Baumwald retweeted
More money, more time and flying less will not make spaceflight safer or make us more effective at achieving our objectives.
We are done defending the status quo. We are not going to compromise NASA’s effectiveness or capability trying to appease every constituency and, in the process, satisfy no one.
We are here for the mission, focused on executing @POTUS’ national space policy, achieving the objectives entrusted to us and delivering the kind of world-changing headlines worthy of America’s space program.
David Baumwald retweeted
So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
David Baumwald retweeted
I expect my husband to say yes to sex. Not every time, but most of the time.
But for some reason because I'm a woman..that expectation is reasonable.
But reverse it... if a man has an expectation that his wife says yes, most of the time that is seen as coercion and pressure.
EXPECTING your spouse to do their best to be sexually available, regardless if it's the woman or the man shouldn't be seen as anything but NORMAL.
David Baumwald retweeted
I will never forget the day that I watched Democrats refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska’s mother at the State of the Union.
It was so shockingly evil, that even while I watched it, I could barely believe it.
Honestly, I still can’t.
It was so insanely radicalizing.
David Baumwald retweeted
I’m done with @AmericanExpress platinum card. It was worth $900 a year when you could get into lounges with it. There was some exclusivity.
Now every low class reject gets in. An hour waitlist and then when you finally get in, it’s people on speakerphone, screaming, acting like it’s a Carnival cruise.
Amex has been enshittified. I’ll save my 895 bucks a year.
David Baumwald retweeted
"A harmless man is not a good man. Goodness requires the capacity for violence, and the discipline to keep it sheathed."
David Baumwald retweeted
This might sound crazy.
But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people.
If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
David Baumwald retweeted
🚨 NEW: Kaylub Giamanco, the HERO father who TOOK OUT the Bend, Oregon elementary school shooter last week, tells the story for the first time
"I started hearing children PLEADING for their lives. And then I started hearing gunfire and I just started army crawling faster and faster. And I told myself, this is probably the last thing that I'm ever going to do."
"I have to go in. People are going to die."
"I crawled through the bottom window that was shot out and continued onto the rug inside where there's a little breezeway with stairs."
"And then the special needs classroom was to my left. At that point, I was on the ground on my hands and knees. I re-racked my weapon to make sure that a live round came so that I knew that I was ready to go."
"And then I peeked through the window. And at this point I found my opportunity. And I'd seen a teacher on the left struggling with the gunman on the right with the rifle."
"And I knew that they were on both sides of me, and I knew that he did not know that I was there. And so at that point I swung the door out and open and I stepped in and I fired."
This man deserves the Presidential Medal of FREEDOM! 🇺🇸
David Baumwald retweeted
"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees."
"Holy shit, it's Viper!"
David Baumwald retweeted
"Why didn't <<insert org>> fix PHP?"
I keep seeing this in my feed. It boggles my mind. I'm one of the release managers who _did_ spend my time fixing PHP. For free. The overwhelming majority of us do so. For free.
Take your entitled asshattery elsewhere.
David Baumwald retweeted
One day you’ll realize that your mom wasn’t decorating the house for Christmas because she had extra time.
She was doing it because she wanted you to have memories.
The lights. The cookies. The same decorations every year.
All that effort was love.
David Baumwald retweeted
To teach a lesson,
After Wiz rushed to buy php2shell domain and use its marketing machine to steal the spotlight, I spotted "phpbleed" in a recent Calif tweet and bought phpbleed.com before wiz could pull the same stunt again.
A big budget can buy a domain. It shouldn't buy someone else's research credit.
If you have contacts at CISA or in the press, do the right thing: make sure the researchers who actually did the work get the recognition they deserve.
Hack the planet. Credit the researchers.
David Baumwald retweeted
aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol
xitter.cf/JustLingonberry/status…
you're a real dev for sure!
David Baumwald retweeted
That’s a damn lie. Peak Victoria secret fashion show, had models more popular than some celebrities. They used to show that shit in time square. Y’all weren’t there fr
