Jacob Wood

Rt if you agree

Those that have the confidence enough to suck at something are those who are winning.

I’m so glad I met you

Told the kids to leave me alone and go play outside. 5 min later they walked in and said they tried to play outside but Alexa had never heard of that band.

Me: [Alone in our kitchen making a sandwich] My teeanager: Why are you trying to embarrass me?

Not sure who else’s family needs to hear this but the kitchen sink isn’t the garbage can.

Nothing will happen until you have imagined it in your mind.

Nothing in the world is more important to a child than seeing what you just showed another adult on your phone.

What’s good

Be nice and don’t be scared. - Dave Chappelle

If I work at being good at being me and you work at being good at being you, then we will like each other for who we really are.

Be real with me or be on your way.

Always plan for the fact that no plan ever goes according to plan.

Highlights of my last relationship

How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.

hey i miss u, please feel me

From this moment despair ends and tactics begin.

If you’re the smartest one in your group, get a new group.

Winners.. are not those who never fail but those who never quit!

Sometimes it's better to react with no reaction.