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I recently wrote a zombie novella. You should buy a copy or 22. https://teapaw.org/t.co/XfpCGYgUbI

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My children's picture book about an anthropomorphic rear-end's first day of school is now available on Amazon--FREE Kindle Unlimited ebook. Please download, enjoy, and review. Thank you! #WritingCommunity #ChildrensBooks #children amazon.com/dp/B0B76P23PN/ref…
Suzie Buttler's First Day of School (The Adventures of Suzie Buttler! Book 1)

Suzie Buttler's First Day of School (The Adventures of Suzie Buttler! Book 1)

, a spirited little girl who was born in the shape of a (Yes, you read that right!) Her older brother is a brat, and her classmates can be callous, but, with tenacity and ingenuity, Suzie is excited...

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Just overheard a guy at the bar who lost custody of his kid and is calling it “no kid november”
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Drytown@Drytown113 Aug 2021
*Watching Friday the 13th VII* GF: This is the 7TH TIME a bunch of kids were murdered at that camp? Me: Yeah. GF: You'd think someone would have put up a sign by now.
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I saw a post that said we're living in a pust-laterite era. What an idiot!
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"You're going to want an open kitchen floorplan so that everyone can enjoy the smoke, odors, and banging noises." --interior designers, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️
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if it requires a bra I'm there against my will
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A girl just made eye contact with me. Nice try China.
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It's the year 2130. Donald Trump is playing 127D chess....
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richard@Dickwith2dogsNov 8
Wanna feel old ? This is Russell Brand now.
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Classic
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Black people hate it when I say the N word. I don't know why, they just really don't like it.
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I assume all my exes are lesbians now.
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I just want to get my drinking down to the amount I tell my doctor it's at.
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pov: vas a una “cafetería de especialidad”
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Drytown@Drytown120 Oct 2021
"If you kids find any Halloween candy that looks like it was laced w/drugs, bring it to me. Then leave daddy alone for about... 4 to 6 hours."
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Friend: What do they have in Chinatown? Me: Just a bunch of junk made in China. Friend: Awesome! Me: Uh, yeah.
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Screw social media, I think a person's calculator history should be publicly available. I can feel some of you sweating.
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I sometimes hear people say employers reject them cuz they're overqualified. Why don't these people just leave some qualifications off their resume/interview? They're in control of that, aren't they? If that were me and I kept having that problem, I'd just keep my PhD on the DL🤔
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My favorite part of the 'Bad' music video is where Wesley Snipes accuses Michael Jackson of turning into a sissy, and Jackson proceeds to prove him wrong by performing a flamboyant 4-minute dance routine.
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"You'll hear the term 'gangbang' 27 times a day," definitely wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.
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