David Syer

Pretty sure Ford announced bailing out of Australia when Labor was in charge #pmlive

This is a time I celebrate my heritage: half Australian, half Jewish, half Scottish and half Irish.

Is it possible some of the 39 votes were in favour of an end to the panic and not against the PM? #pmlive

Ford. #guesswho

Bucks Fizz was right up there with The Nolan Sisters as the most influential bands of the '80s.

A big salute to the ANZAC legends.

If Australia loses the 5th test I'll do something really dangerous, like put my tallywhacker in a meat grinder or drive a Holden Commodore.

I have it on good authority girl on girl porn is grouse.

As it's now fashionable to mourn the passing of mass murderers I'll get in early and say, "RIP Charles Manson."

The 2015 Pony car is pretty good, it ain't no Falcon. The Sepos don't know what they're missing.

Kelly Lebrock, what have you done you silly bint? Stop eating so many cakes.

I am not famous but hey, I'm on MySpace.

Confirmed. Ellen DeGeneres to host 2014 Oscars, munch on the red carpet.

Is it just me or am I a narcissistic, awesome individual?

Tuesday is awesome, the day of waving the penis at traffic.

HELLO! Finch's mum is real hot, oh yes she is.

Stifler's mum still looks good for an old broad.

Like I said, revised election date, May 2013.

It makes perfect sense for a Footscray supporting PM to call an election for finals time. Well played.

The world is full of beauty: peace, love, girl on girl porn...