Broke friend casually mentions that he used to mine bitcoin on his phone in 2012 ”what happened to the phone?” I ask “Oh I dropped a dumbbell on it in 2014 so it doesn’t turn on, I still have the phone. I remember having like 20 bitcoin haha” “Wait so you transferred it or lost it or?” I reply “No I don’t think I did, but if I transfer it, it would be to one of my other old phones” “Oh so you lost your old phones too?” “No I have them still” *shows me 4 broken phones in box* “So why haven’t you gotten the phones repaired and check for bitcoin?” “Idk aha it’s probably got no bitcoin” “How do you know??” “Idk just probably doesn’t” So I’ve paid $300 to have all this retards phones repaired and data recovered. We’ll find out in a few weeks