Also known as Gram Smoker's Crackula @gazethroughme

Belgium
Joined September 2014
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Mesure qui n’a JAMAIS été prise pour dénoncer des PEDOPHILES qui travaillent pourtant avec des enfants, ni même les violeurs ou les batteurs de femmes. Surprenant
🔴 Circulaire aux procureurs de la République : "J'ai demandé à tous les procureurs de la République (...) de prévenir tous les employeurs que leur salarié, leur agent, a été dans un pillage, a été dans une émeute", @GDarmanin 📺 @DariusRochebin
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Nobody else get a haircut until we can figure out what’s going on
within 29 minutes of each other
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Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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"@arcuate: dude that's freaking cool as heck RT @realDonaldTrump wind turbine blades will slice 14 million birds and bats to death in 10 yrs
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This time on tasting history, we will be making the authentic Necromundan Corpse Starch from the 37M. Now you might've been wondering where my husband has been these past few weeks, but in order to get that authentic flavor—
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I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night
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It's called broad daylight because women light up the world
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Lmaoing at Paulie Walnuts in the Sopranos referring to 2 black dudes as a "bobsled team"
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they're doing this to me in 10 minutes
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I spat out my Black Rifle Coffee all over my Filipina wife when I heard about the Cornell 7
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Great Bobby P performance, movie lacks a little sauce
‘PRIMETIME’ starring Robert Pattinson releases on digital on November 3.
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🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended for 30 days plus fined for €255. The decision has been made by Portugal Federation after he left the national team’s camp in Denmark. Cristiano himself had suggested a punishment after apologizing for that.
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I enjoy the existential undertones that you often see in more niche subreddits
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Get. A bite. Of your frosty.
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(trying to describe spiderman quickly) He shoots Ropes
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