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83% of music I listen to is because of nostalgia

Joined August 2011
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Hey @USANetwork why are you highlighting one of the most famous cheaters in golf during the Ryder Cup? And a war criminal enabling genocide on top of that. Disgrace to the game, disgrace to the country.
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My bold prediction is that new administration will attempt some type of nationalize of US Steel - could take any number of forms, but key will be using the "strategic resource" angle to justify enabling the billionaires to create more wealth for themselves
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ONLY HAD TO WIN THE GAME TWICE MOTHERFUCKERS! LET'S FUCKING GO STARS!
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China domestic manufacturing and technology investment ruining the war machine meta, new patch trying to nerf it will not do anything to stop the meta shift.
For years, the Chinese government has cheated by pouring money into Chinese companies which then dump cheap products onto the market, hurting competitors who play by the rules. I’m announcing tariffs that will ensure American workers are not held back by unfair trade practices.
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Replying to @espn
@ESPN can you seriously not fucking bump sportscenter for playoff hockey? I don't have fucking @ESPNU so you're actually just fucking me out of watching my team you pieces of shit.
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When you realize golf twitter is full of office dudes making good money and also full of the absolute worst logic you have ever seen in your life, lots of things in the world start to make sense.
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Elon desperate to make sure MrBeast stays using his platform - I consume zero MrBeast content and have gotten his shit forced into my feed multiple times, not labeled as an ad but bearing all the other marks of where ads go in my timeline. Finally just blocked him.
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We need a labor revolution in this country - we cannot have companies implicitly colluding to create job scarcity while stuffing their own pockets. Companies post record results, pay large executive bonus while simultaneously putting workers on the street.
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Companies that create social instability through layoffs, especially in a country where there are very limited social stability programs, should be punished not rewarded. If you make profit in a year where you layoff employees, no you didn't - tax the fuck out of that shit.
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One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
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Replying to @Thxamelian
@Thxamelian curious how you write about CEOs using the word "choiceful" without ever mentioning the word "selective", which seems to be the common word several of the CEOs should be using. Avoiding "selective" due to any number of reasons is a more interesting story imo
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Planning on getting a Costco hot dog in honor of #NationalSandwichDay
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Replying to @MLBONFOX
@MLBONFOX holy fuck can you guys at least TRY to hide your fandom for Arizona? I'm about to have to watch this on mute because you're that fucking insufferable. No wonder baseball has dogshit ratings, worst commentating of any major sport bar none.
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That shit was 2 minutes early, what the fuck man
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Replying to @Xfinity
@Xfinity why can I not provide feedback during an outage? I don’t want some poor customer service folks flooded with calls, but this is the 3rd outage in a month. How can I provide feedback on this?
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In my dream the teacher was admonishing another student and me for whispering, saying everyone could hear "TJ" whispered, to which I replied "t" is a plosive consonant sound so it is very hard to whisper. So what I'm saying is I'm insufferably smug even in my dreams.
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Replying to @RiotMortdog
@RiotMortdog @TFT heads up, looks like a bug with cutting corners
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Person next to me at the airport doing sudoku with a pen and I can’t decide if that’s confidence or hubris
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Duke scored a garbage time goal in the NCAA Lacrosse National Title game and the stadium DJ played “In the End” by Linkin Park 💀
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