Dudish

My two cents.

Whoever stole my happiness, you can keep it. It was fake, anyway.

You don't have to be a geek to notice that the quality of Hollywood movies nowadays isn't great. The attached video was produced by a private media company that does really amazing things, thanks to their Academy Award®-winning pioneering technology. This is how CGI should look in every big-budget movie. The problem is that there are cheaper options available. Much cheaper. And we all know what the end result looks like. youtube.com/watch?v=_KXU2Ob8…

I used to think a misogynist was a person who hated massages. Then this girl at work told me I should read more. Like I need advice from a woman.

All you need is love to break up one of the most iconic rock bands of all time.

Dark humor hasn't killed anyone yet. Except for one parrot who has passed on and ceased to be! It has expired and gone to meet its maker.

I wish people cared for each other half as much as governments pretend to care about them.

I've been getting comments claiming that my style of comedy is misogynistic. That's not true. I love women. I think every man should have a few.

The universe will collapse in on itself in 3... 2... 1

People keep asking me why I don't do politics. Well, I never saw anything positive that could come of picking a side. I don't want to wake up one day only to find that I've wasted my life hating people I've never met. I was given the best gift I could ask for, the ability to make people laugh. This is something the world could really use right now. And I'm all in for it!

A porcupine is basically a hedgehog on a bad hair day.