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Lambeth, London
Joined December 2009
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in terms of singing max b > béyonce
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Happend at Apple Battersea store yesterday phone thief caught.
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That video of Jill Scott and the guy in the studio doing poetry together. I would have told them to cut the cameras you know.
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Switched off at 1-0. It's enough. 🤞🏿
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seeing how lively tokyo is at night makes me sad for my city why can I get jerk chicken & festival at 5am here and they ain’t even got Jamaicans.
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The school failed that little boy.
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Dame Dash warning Jay-Z not to call him for the Super Bowl, is like me warning Halle Berry not to call me at 2am.
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This is funny. They think we are fools.
[🟢] NEW: The intensity at today’s Manchester United training session was unprecedented, with senior players believing they now have what it takes to turn the season around. (@SimonStone)
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Would have bet my semi detached that Michael was gonna be reporting to the job office yesterday. Board have said we go again, cool. I want to see Zirkzee or Amad start in the 10. Lacey start. Amass start. Deligt with Yoro. Noah Ajayi or Tynan on the wing. Give me something Mike.
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Because if it's Slabhead, Teilemans in the ten, Mount as a winger don't make me laugh, Diogo at left back then Mike just resign because that's shit.
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This was really really good
know this twork material word for word lol @NUJERZEYTWORK
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England walk off the pitch against Ireland the U15 World Cup after one of their players alleges he was called a monkey
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Carrick you've gotta fall on your sword, tonight. Players have let down another manager who himself hasn't been good enough. Sorry state of affairs from all.
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Jerked by the Villains 💦😂😂😂😂
Mauled by the cheetahs 🐆😂😂😂😂
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Why would you ever think we need online from the jump. You’re way too horny
Yo @RockstarGames if u need to delay GTA 6 again so we can have GTA online on the same day we understand and we happy to wait 🙏🔥
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Until The Glazers & the incompetence of Ineos are gone nothing will change. No new swaggering manger either. But at the earliest convience, get Dalot, Slabhead, Luke Shaw, Mount, Marcus, Uguarte & Licha gone. I only say Licha because of his availability.
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I'm taking some family to United v Newcastle, I bought the tickets a few months ago. Will be the second game we go to after the Ipswich win. The game isn't until January and I'd be lying if I said I actually want to go the way this team are playing 😔.
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Michael Carrick's impassioned speech, though nice to hear did nothing to move me. It reinforced what a shit show we've been in recent weeks and showed as he said that we as a footballing club have "lost our way". Yes bruv we've lost our way with you at the head of the table. (1)
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All blame isn't at his feet. These players aren't playing to the full capabilities because how do we sack Amorim, play like we did. Now it looks like we've never played with each other. It makes no sense to me honestly. (2)
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Michael is on his final days. But we've been here before, a revolving door. Nothing ever changes. I hope it does really I do, but it's the same old story. I'm losing my passion if I'm honest too but I've been here before.
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Delete the club.
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