I just remembered I have Twitter. I promise to be a better twitterer.
Brisbane, Queensland
Joined November 2009
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Many people trying to get sand bags from council, go into #Bunnings get strong plastic temp down pipes (see pic) fill with sand to your desired length (25m per) duct tape ends, excellent at diverting water. Strong and long! #CycloneAlfred #cyclone #storm #brisbane
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Many people trying to get sand bags from council, go into #Bunnings get strong plastic temp down pipes (see pic) fill with sand to your desired length (25m per) duct tape ends, excellent at diverting water. Strong and long! #CycloneAlfred #cyclone #storm #brisbane
A South African #comedian explains accents. South African definitely not sexy, neither is the Australian one, the FRENCH!!!! Got to be sexiest? What ya think? #StandUpComedy (Solo show 26/08 Sydney Comedy Store dustyrich.com for tickets)
Australia is full of weird animals, here we find a strange animal describing a strange animal in front of strangers. The Australian Possum. #StandUpComedy #comedy (Solo show 26/08 Sydney Comedy Store dustyrich.com for tickets)
The #Loadshedding and #Eskom issues in #SouthAfrica fascinate me. Especially everyone calling each other racist and how it’s always the other sides fault. No one knows the colour of your skin is when the lights are off.
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Local is Lekker | Comedians Gillie Apter and Dusty Rich to headline TrystFest: Beer & Ball Edition bit.ly/3hZZIeg via @NoJokesComedy
A lot of Americans blaming mental health issues on mass shootings instead of the relatively easy way a person with mental health issues can get an assault rifle tells me a lot of Americans have mental health issues.
Oh how I toil for a tweet, a tweet that will chirp through the ages, echoes heard in the distance of time, my children’s children will remark and hold my tweet at the alter of remembrance in respect and awe of the tweet I tweeted.
Hey Harry Styles we get it dude, ya different, for FS do you have one regular T-shirt. MF looks like a box of crayons exploded in a sewing bag ejaculating sequence all over the aviary.
My daughter is 7 months old and I swear she just sighed when I tried to make her laugh. WTF am I in for.
Hey! We’re having a war on this date and this time. Shhhhh don’t tell anyone so they won’t know when we’re coming tee hee.
How the fuck do I have 5700+ followers on twitter? What is this application even for? Is this question in itself a verification of the required existence of this platform? I’m not sure this is a necessary thing? Has anyone had a positive change in their life on here?
This is my first tweet this entire god forsaken year. A never ending pandemic, the birth of my daughter, a fairly inconsequential career in standup comedy, lack of clarity on my general existence have all culminated in me moving my “career online”. Tweeting more is important yes?