If you stumble onto, well, me here on X/Twitter/whatever. Remember: I am an adult only in age, and might, from time to time, share adult thoughts. Some wholesome. Others not so much.

Today realised just yet again... Look. I am by no means sexiest person alive material. And to some, well, just again realized some... You know it is all just well and truly screwed up and it's best to not wander outside lest the troll in the corner devours you.

How to get a @HalloweenSims all exited

Sorry, I just couldn't. Now when he kidnaps you, at least you can say "Oh a semi nice looking bloke just stuffed me into his car. How nice."

"I never met a person named Library Book before. Way I am checking you out..."

It's unnerving. If I go missing and my body is found and my skeleton removed, it was this dude. Just tell that to the police, please?

Good thing we do not have cars in this one. A few Sims might end up in the boot of his. For the Americans: What we call the boot is the trunk of the car.

"Heya, fellow alcoholics!"

Are we going to say hello or just stare at each other all morning. (Yes, I intended to send him to the coffee shop. Instead, he is ordering beer at 7:47 am)

Free Spice! No, not sure if any of the Spice Girls are in prison or what. But free spicy reading is what I meant. Trust me, Thea is one of the good authors out there. If not the goodest.

Confidently striding into Date Nr 2's house for a dirty woohoo in the shower, when you meet date Number 3. The hunt for a girlfriend continues... (Ms Spycee, pictured, by @SighlentlySim. Slight hair and outfit makeover by me. But really, she's all @SighlentlySim )

Jon Sabaton. Veteran of the Strangerville battle. Wipes out on the kiddie slides.

"You didn't die last night I see." "Why would you think I would be dead?" "You bought your date home last night. And then screamed 'Oh Gods I think I'm coming!' quite a few times."

That did not prevent Date of the Day Number Two from happening.

"See this fine ass? Now watch as it walks away..." Sadly the date didn't go as expected.

If you are not following @sweettrait do yourself a favour and go follow her? She's a damn talented soul in CAS, and her game has got it all. Cute kids, gorgeous Sims and drama.

Oh woohoo me I cannot believe you just yelled "Here comes the sperm train!" Really Jack? REALLY? You know I take back what I said. We should have fucked before marriage. That would have prevented a lot! Now it's too late! Fuck me! No, that's NOT an invite!

My late, very dead, definitely not working an undercover job to save the world brother once said: 3 sneezes in a row means an orgasm is in your future. I guess in the afterlife he just went "Aw Yis!!! Multiple orgasms!"

I was planning on maybe marrying her. The next day I got the call she passed.