Dylan Conner (@DylanConner309) profile picture

Husband. Father. Comic. Asshole friend. We're all just trying to write the best dick joke." - Ari Shaffir

Joined January 2020
Thank you @VonMiller for everything you've done in orange and blue! You helped make sure Mr B got one last ring and that means the world to us. Wishing you success and happiness in LA. I look forward to your orange jacket ceremony!
D Line isn't the position most people name their ff team after.. but I'm not most people and Shelby's Block Party is too perfect. @ShelbyHarris93 you and the guys gotta eat up Ben this weekend, for the team!
You sold out the seats. You sold out standing-room-only. This #DUUUVAL Draft Party presented by @TravelcampRV is gonna be 馃敟! Don't Miss Your chance to be at TIAA Bank Field this fall. jagrs.net/2021STM-Deposit
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Replying to @BrandonPerna
@BrandonPerna Jano goes to the Browns and they have one of their best seasons ever and storm into the playoffs going up 14 on Pittsburgh real quick.. coincidence, I think NOT. #22janos
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gofund.me/9b81192e The only comedy club in the hometown of Pryor and Kinison is on the verge of closing. Weve lost too many clubs this year, please dont let this be one of them! Use your reach to help? @tomsegura @joerogan @madflavor @bigjayoakerson @billburr @bertkreischer
hey @joerogan.. on the recent episode with Redban you made it sound like Kinison was from Texas.. So just to clarify a bit.. Here in Peoria, Illinois we take great pride in being the hometown of 2 of the greatest comics that ever lived. Pryor and Kinison.
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