Streets saying u wanna guess the color of my underwear? 🫵😭

Guy on the A train with a tattoo above his eyebrow that says “Huh?” in curlycue typeface

Walked 8 miles in the park with a friend, bought a new book, a new candle, and wore one of my favorite jackets…

In Cobble Hill, every child is named Finn

Heard someone yell “HELP” in the park and instinctively turned in that direction #GoodPerson

drag name Aunt Terry R. Pelviquetilt

Realizing I’ve stopped asking for what I want

Long story short, I’m facing a lawsuit after what happened this weekend. I’ve been charged with two counts of Being Myself and a third of Falling In Love With the Person I’m Becoming in the first degree.

The lighting seemed kinda magical today #TeamSouthFacingWindows

Fearlessly mixing black and brown today #Neutrals

Using my Carrie powers to remotely hit his prostate

.@DaveandBusters you tried to bury me—but you didn’t know I was a seed. 🌱

I have SODIUM 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ POISONING 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ @Popeyes

Le sigh.