ForΓ§a BarΓ§aπβ€οΈπβ€οΈ, Football Fanβ½οΈ, Otakuπ―π΅ πΊ, K-Drama Lover π°π·, Snapchat:dfon237, IG:dylan.fon.9, Tiktok: Magicien LM Cancerπ¦, Hustling in Douala
Las Vegas, Douala
Joined May 2012
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This Douala ehh. If nobi say Bamenda don teach man Cent Metres ehh wona for hear say dey don put Knife for ma belle. 3 A.M I and my friend are going back to my house to watch the FIGHT when out of nowhere a bike pulled up and the man behind holding a Sword in the name of Knife
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guess the profession of the lady that came to find love in Nons Mirajβs show only real ones know herπ₯Ήπ€
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Make I come dey explain the greatest of all time again??? πππ
@grok it's obvious someone need to be taught a lesson, do me the Honor to tell him what Lionel Messi won outside Barcelona π€£
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Life got so serious recently, I canβt even remember the last time I twerked
DyLaN FoNπ΅π¨π²-π¨π¬-πΈπ³π§π½ββοΈ retweeted
I have been thinkingβ¦why do we always sound like we are more blessed than dead people.
I see prayers like, βsome were not chosen/opportune to see this dayβ¦β
Why do you think you are better off than dead people?
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Happy International Singles day to my fellow singles .
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YaoundΓ© and Douala rats when you meet them at the dustbin.
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Any woman without 200k in her account is a fruit. What type of fruit are you π??
DyLaN FoNπ΅π¨π²-π¨π¬-πΈπ³π§π½ββοΈ retweeted
Bro to bro: Don't waste your time, resources and energy trying to proof whatever to your girlfriend or wife. She will do anything she want at anytime: break-up; cheat ; knack her ex anytime ; etc
DyLaN FoNπ΅π¨π²-π¨π¬-πΈπ³π§π½ββοΈ retweeted
Thank God that men donβt reason like women.
DyLaN FoNπ΅π¨π²-π¨π¬-πΈπ³π§π½ββοΈ retweeted
But you can embarrass me in front of me?ππ
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When I buy cabbage from the market, it must be sliced!!
I am not taking it home unsliced, u go only call me bad wifeπͺπ©βπ¦―
DyLaN FoNπ΅π¨π²-π¨π¬-πΈπ³π§π½ββοΈ retweeted
If you don chop today find person wey don chop too,make una dey chat. Make man no disturb meπ
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Les apΓ΄tres de la sape Γ Mokolo π¨π²
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Thatβs how they will just increase the price for transportation π
