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"I would say you have done a fine job of it." Ranger Sleuth with a major in medicine. Profile image by @scissorbait

Fixing your attitude
Joined January 2019
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Grabs a bowl. Pours milk in it. Puts cereal afterwards. Chuckles dryly.
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Ercan will remember this.
( eating your limited edition strategy guide. ) ( learning so much!! )
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Grabs one of the cards out of the car, looks at it with annoyance, eats it, and walks away.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! (explodes into greeting cards, nowhere to be seen afterward.)
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Standing in front of a fast food restaurant chain. Menacingly.
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"I'm a healer, but..."
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"No doctor wants to lose their patient. There is nothing too special about that sentiment."
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awful horrible terrible no-good man
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Sets the sheet's corner on fire, puts out the fire almost immediately afterwards. The punishment starts today.
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WEHHH NO, THEY'VE BEEN GOOD! they've been a good and dormant paperback lately!!
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Holds a paper sheet over a lighter. "We will find out if that is true, in due time."
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👉👈 so sowwy....
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It sure made them go up, however.
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<-- had to sit in the corner after learning that eating the paper did not, in fact, make the bills go away.
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Stares at the paper entity, then the camera like in the office, then finally goes back to paying his debts, each glare more tired than the last. Still trying to figure out who bought 50 cactus at an electronics store...
the games on the box are fun and delicious too! who knew that salt improved the taste of thin cardboard?
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Of course this is why they wanted a happy meal.
eating a fat juicy burger with the wrapper on. 🥰
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"Impressive as always, Lydia."
"Like shiiiiit, what're your pronouns? Cause I'm pro-whateverthefuck you've got going on, damn~! Is that - is that working? Did someone get flustered?"
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She'll be in a cage soon enough.
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All squirrels are spiteful.
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No good, she is starting to learn from his own bad behavior with backhanded compliments... Maybe he should have been nicer to her.
He should /just/ take the praise.
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Getting brave all of a sudden, are we?
Look at him, trying out new things.
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