Left ballys with $16 more dollars than i came with. Call that a win for that shit hole
Got the uber home for $12 before the massive post bears game price serge
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Guess the MLB team:
C: fruity lil guy (italian)
1B: fruity lil guy (japanese)
2B: fruity lil guy (mexican)
3B: fruity lil guy (cuban)
SS: fruity lil guy (war criminal)
LF: fruity lil guy (italian x2)
CF: fruity lil guy (banana)
RF: fruity lil guy (not war criminal)
I’d rather drink piss
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ALT A season’s worth of beer First home run hit during the 1st inning World Series 2026 Capital One Leadoff Buds, presented by Budweiser Pictured: Brice Turang reacts in a cream-colored Brewers uniform with navy and yellow lettering and a navy Brewers helmet. Junior Caminero follows through on his swing in a white Devil Rays uniform with blue and green lettering and a navy Devil Rays helmet.
Completely full trains pulling up to a merch mart platform 3 deep. Next train is 10 minutes away.
CTA once again begging me to uber
Sox fans: the blocks around Wrigley are just bars for bleacher drunks
Cubs fans: the blocks around the Rate are just lots for tailgating drunks























