Feast your wheels on this. The best-maintained, reliable tollway in CO. For road updates please follow @E470RoadUpdates.
Aurora, Colorado
Joined January 2010
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948 people needed our help on E470 last month, so we have to ask, what's the most ridiculous reason your car has ever left you stranded??
crazy enough crashes made up only 2% of our roadside assistance calls last month
but breakdowns made up 85%
turns out the thing most likely to ✨try✨ to ruin your drive on E470 is your own car 😂
our cameras saw 53% of incidents last month before drivers had reported them
our roadside assistance found another 27% just by driving the road
if you've ever sat on the shoulder wondering if anyone knows you're there, we probably do, but waving at the camera is optional
We have to admit we are IMPRESSED. There’s still time for a chance to be the official name of our E470 Magnet.
Keep dropping your suggestions in the comments!
Behind last week’s Transportation Safety Foundation Topgolf Tournament was a team of E470 employees who spent the day (and weeks leading up to) coordinating and volunteering to pull this event off. Thank you for making it happen! $97,160 was raised!
ALT A group of people posing indoors, some standing and some crouching.
ALT Five people in office attire discussing documents at a table.
ALT People at a registration desk with paperwork and bags.
ALT People at an event registration desk with sponsor logos in the background.
Voldemagnet has main character energy
Sticky Ricky feels like a guy with a backstory
Grabby Gary sounds like he's already on the payroll
Nail Biter is unsettling in the best way
Notorious N.A.I.L. deserves a theme song
No Flats Given might be our next tagline
As a career marketer, this made my day.
Submitting my ballot:
⚪️ Attractive Nuisance
⚪️ Voldemagnet
⚪️ Notorious N.A.I.L.
⚪️ No Flats Given
⚪️ Nail Biter
⚪️ Sticky Ricky
⚪️ Grabby Gary
Take your pick, @E470. (I hope there is now an opening on the marketing side? 👀)
We have a truck that pulls a magnet.
Its whole purpose in life is finding nails and screws before your tires do.
This trailer magnet needs a name.
We are trusting you all with this.
We are also aware this may be a mistake.
The 5 stages of pre-flight grief:
1. denial that "we have time"
2. anger at every driver going 10 under
3. bargaining with every stoplight to be green
4. despair while checking the clock one more time
5. acceptance that you should’ve just taken E470
sooo actually "it wasn't me" doesn't work on photo radar tickets anymore.
we're asking you to stop telling us someone else was driving your car. we can see you're stressed about it, we get it, but also. no
10 things you should do if you get a flat tire:
1. Call us (*470) and we’ll do the other 9.
ALT Roadside assistance worker with an E470 truck showing 'CALL *470' sign.
We have a literal magnet that drives around E470 picking up nails and screws off the road. Not a metaphor. An actual magnet. On an actual vehicle. We would also prefer you not test this by throwing nails at it.
Is it just me or does nobody ever text about a good commute but the second there's a couch on the shoulder it's in three different group chats within the hour??