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Joined April 2010
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I'm deadly serious: The Cleveland Grovers Cc @hmariec19 @GroverCleveland
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Umm Mitch was gone regardless of the election results but Bill's gonna Bill.
Something that no one is talking about. With this election loss in the Senate, the era of Mitch McConnell is finally over! By the time 2028 gets here, the Senate RINO will be an endangered species! Almost makes it worth it.
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Bill found the time honored grift fuel...voter fraud!
So let me get this straight. We control the White House, the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, the DOJ and the Legislatures of red states and we still can't prevent Democrats from committing massive voter fraud with a simple algorithmic hack? God help us. I'd almost rather believe this was a free and fair election and that we aren't this bad at our jobs.
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The siren call continues for poor rudderless Bill.
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Please let this be true. Another #Trump banger. Four Seasons Landscaping would fall to #2.
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Dickless ghoul rises to Stellvertreter des Führers.
Stephen Miller is the new Chief of Staff.
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Hope @ChrisMurphyCT is doing OK and riding the wave.
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The one where the old flame sparks anew in Bill's heart
Replying to @CMbongS108
This does open doors for DeSantis.
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The one where Bill crowdsources for future grift ideas.
Stop thinking of Nov 3rd as a loss and start thinking of it as an opportunity. What do you think that opportunity might be?
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we’re turning data centers into pokemon centers
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The one where Bill claims losing is actually just long term winning 🫠
Only those without vision cannot see the massive opportunity Democrats just handed the GOP.
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🎶 CUT MY LIFE IN-TO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RE-SORT 🎶 #MAGA #TRUMP
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The one where Bill says all of this is OK because its God's plan and adds that HE KNEW THIS WAS COMING ALL ALONG BUT DIDN'T TELL HIS FOLLOWERS. Just S-Tier pivoting bullshit in this one, Bill. 👏 🫠 @Thiss_Youu
Strangely our odds of winning the White House, House and Senate in 2028 just increased dramatically! If we had limped in with our weak Congress vs Democrats promising free everything then, we would have lost. Now for two years America will see the Democrat promises are lies and won't fall for them in 28. This is all part of God's plan to win 2028 with a refreshed, better brand of GOP. I realized this before the election but said nothing lest I be blamed for low turnout.
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Bill can't resist suckling on the golden calf. Still a bit more MAGA grifting to do.
Just listening to Trump talk about the midterms. He was so chill. He's like, we're just going to keep doing what we're doing. The economy is great. Gas is coming down. We've won the war. The Strait is open. Asked if he would start the war again knowing what he knows now and he was like of course - we had no choice - Iran cannot have a nuke. I really admired him as he spoke.
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Just wait for the pivot when Bill Mitchell sees this.
🚨 WOW. Gov. Ron DeSantis is GOING OFF right now post-blue tsunami: "I see the ad, 'so and so voted against releasing the Epstein Files.' I'm like, that's a bad vote. We ran as Republicans saying we need to do that. And you have people in Congress voting against release when the Attorney General said she had all the all this horrific stuff on her desk and that people are gonna be held accountable?!" "It's untenable when you have people going in trading stocks! I've never traded stocks since I've been in elected office. How do you have no investment acumen, and then all of a sudden get elected to Congress, and then you're outperforming Warren Buffett?" "I saw how they were running and it was a rejection of what was going on in DC."
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The one where Bill is completely right! It's a unicorn tweet. teapaw.org/mitchellvii/status/211…
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Act like you have 2 years left. The best path to 2028 is to solve the problems that got you elected. Things that drove middle class, female, black and Hispanic people to vote. You will fuck this up if the initial message is retribution. @TheDemocrats @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems
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The one where Bill ignores how wrong he was about everything and blames 'obstruction' for the wave.
So the Thune Senate obstructed Trump before and the Schumer Senate will obstruct him now. No difference. Best we go through a few years of pain to end the Thune Senate now and not limp into 2028 with that hot mess around our necks.
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On repeat. Won't need my AK today. Thanks @icecube
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5:53 AM 11/4/26 Bill greases the skids for his pivot by shrugging off how completely wrong he has been in 99% of his posts and blames the dipshits in congress he has been fellating for 2 years. He can start 'fixing what is broken' by getting into therapy ASAP. @Thiss_Youu
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