Midland, Ontario
Joined August 2017
I'm gathering here all the doge memes I have (not all are mine, OK)
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
أن نحارب الإرهاب دون محاربة التطرف كمن يسقي البحر ماءاً عذباً في انتظار تحول البحر إلى نهرٍ عذب
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Amount of monitoring required to follow all what he says:
If Bahreïn Falls they will follow
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Life evolution since 2019
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
في داخلي حيوانٌ يريدكِ، وفيلسوفٌ يشرحُ له لماذا سيموت جوعًا.
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One mistakes almost every youtube chef wannabes does is telling you to let your meat in a lemon based marinade for more than 2 hours, lemon is highly acidic and will start cooking the meat before it even touches the pan, souring the flavour. Try dry/wet brining instead.
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twitter food presentation: @zakou_dzk vs @Krichemen14
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Youtube just showed me an ad from a “cooperative funéraire” honestly, I don’t know what to think anymore
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The entity turned on me
there is a cosmic entity protecting me from the consequences of my stupid actions
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
土耳其小故事: 一个现代土耳其年轻人去给曾祖父扫墓。 看着墓碑上雕刻的精美阿拉伯书法,他转头问爸爸:“爷爷的爸爸叫什么名字?上面写了什么?” 爸爸尴尬地咳了一声:“不知道,那是奥斯曼文。” 年轻人怒了:“那你平时还天天骂那些读不懂《古兰经》原典的人没文化!”
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Ma hijra au Japon va bien se passer japonais j’arrive migrer chez vous 🇯🇵🇯🇵
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An Afghan grandpa wearing sandals easily clears this faggot
When Islamic protests starts in the US, they will never expand outside the cities. Because they will start running into guys like this. That's the difference between the Islamic takeover of Europe and the US.
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Reward yourself when you do right
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
"Now add a half bottle of red wine and let it simmer until it’s mostly reduced"
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
Replying to @Babat_Zoubir
Ils ont rejeté ma requête en ligne, j'ai reçu 7n e-mail ce matin. je suis au commissariat rahom yeddarbou binathoum.
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Aura
Did absolutely nothing at work today
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
NO PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME ACTUALLY DO STUFF AT MY JOB I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF IN THE BATHROOM STALL ALL DAY
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Heisenbear 🔻 retweeted
the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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I don’t want flying cars and AI, I want 2016 steak prices
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