Slightly overheating myself so I can be cute

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$3 for a sign and two cassettes epic thrift find

Hospitalization swag

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Goodnight oomfs

$1000+ for my hospitalization, might as well just kill myself

#NowWatching The One and Only Ivan (2020) with @Xamot_II Monkey Monday 21/52 #filmtwt

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Finally shaved my arms and legs again bless my femboy life

Vacuum cord blew up at work and caught fire and almost burned me

Dad randomly lore dropping that in 1st grade they called him and my mom down to the school because they thought I had ADHD and I have zero memory of this happening

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goodnight oomfs

getting home and seeing my sister got me a sandwich from her work

The girl most compatible with me is probably living in some rural town with 200 people in North Korea and I'll never meet her

First day back at work, hoping I don't get asked about my disappearance last weekend

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Goodnight oomfs

sits on ur lap and grinds a little

trying not to accidentally fall in love with the fags in my group therapy just because they're nice and talk to me